Do you know how proud America is of you?🇺🇲

Seriously, and even if it didn't, just stop being a racist asshole anyway.

This is how lucky my family is on a random Tuesday night...

This looks like a scene from a horror movie- the costume choices and camera angles are oddly hitchcockian.

🤢

Oh what a shame. 🤷‍♀️

So it turns out this is fake, this was not ever really posted, but the fact that a bunch of ppl who don't know each other could look at it and be like, yeah, that tracks with this dummy tells you A LOT.

Look, donald, just bc your first name has don in it, that doesn't make you the fkn Godfather.

These shakedowns...

It's so weird that my local grocery market started putting bird flu disclaimers on the eggs AFTER Jan 20th...🙄