Dave
@therealdavesf.bsky.social
Native Californian. Musician, photographer, designer, yadda, yadda...
SF Bay area sports fan (sans 49ers)
SF Bay area sports fan (sans 49ers)
Always with the cat calls. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Always with the cat calls. 🙄
You expect ME to answer that?
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You expect ME to answer that?
With this nut, I thee wed.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
With this nut, I thee wed.
Reposted by Dave
As John Oliver explained it:
"Sex is like boxing. If one of the parties didn't agree to participate, the other one is committing a crime."
These children did not & could not agree to participate.
"Sex is like boxing. If one of the parties didn't agree to participate, the other one is committing a crime."
These children did not & could not agree to participate.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
As John Oliver explained it:
"Sex is like boxing. If one of the parties didn't agree to participate, the other one is committing a crime."
These children did not & could not agree to participate.
"Sex is like boxing. If one of the parties didn't agree to participate, the other one is committing a crime."
These children did not & could not agree to participate.
It's an emotional support Camel.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's an emotional support Camel.
Hey, who spit at me?!
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hey, who spit at me?!
We're heading to the ball tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We're heading to the ball tonight.
All ready for the Spaceballs sequel.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
All ready for the Spaceballs sequel.
Welcome to Florida. Here's your rental.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Welcome to Florida. Here's your rental.
I dare you to tailgate me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I dare you to tailgate me.
They have a box for juice!
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
They have a box for juice!
Need 50 more for the banquet.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Need 50 more for the banquet.
People here need instructions to eat!
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
People here need instructions to eat!
Gotta hand it to you.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Gotta hand it to you.
Hands across America.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hands across America.
With this talon, I thee wed.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
With this talon, I thee wed.
You don't look like lovebirds.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You don't look like lovebirds.
Reposted by Dave
Ha ha! I have nine lives.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ha ha! I have nine lives.
Lame excuse. Feed me now!
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Lame excuse. Feed me now!
But I'm still hungry!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
But I'm still hungry!!!