Clee Shea
@therealcleeshea.bsky.social
Wine lover, cocktail enthusiast, and connoisseur of bad jokes. Here to share my thoughts, have some fun, and tell some terrible jokes.
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All I ever want is to quite literally bump and grind to a sick beat. Here are my thirst playlist picks—what are yours?
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April 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
All I ever want is to quite literally bump and grind to a sick beat. Here are my thirst playlist picks—what are yours?
elenamarchetti.substack.com/p/008-music-...
elenamarchetti.substack.com/p/008-music-...
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
the bartender says "What is that doing on you?"
the pirate says "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts."
the bartender says "What is that doing on you?"
the pirate says "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts."
a man with long hair is smoking a cigarette and says garr !
ALT: a man with long hair is smoking a cigarette and says garr !
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March 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
the bartender says "What is that doing on you?"
the pirate says "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts."
the bartender says "What is that doing on you?"
the pirate says "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts."
I love it when my Costco run coincides perfectly with me being out of toilet paper AND said toilet paper turns out to be on sale. Best birthday ever!!
a group of people walking in front of a store with the exit sign above them
ALT: a group of people walking in front of a store with the exit sign above them
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March 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I love it when my Costco run coincides perfectly with me being out of toilet paper AND said toilet paper turns out to be on sale. Best birthday ever!!
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Likes are great too but reposts help us to be seen 😊
I’d also like to say a big thank you to my regular reposter’s, I do notice and appreciate you 😘
Likes are great too but reposts help us to be seen 😊
I’d also like to say a big thank you to my regular reposter’s, I do notice and appreciate you 😘
January 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you want to support a content creator/sex worker on this site the best way to do that is by reposting us.
Likes are great too but reposts help us to be seen 😊
I’d also like to say a big thank you to my regular reposter’s, I do notice and appreciate you 😘
Likes are great too but reposts help us to be seen 😊
I’d also like to say a big thank you to my regular reposter’s, I do notice and appreciate you 😘
Who the fuck likes mentos? I just had to buy some. Not important why. They are terrible. Merry Christmas!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Who the fuck likes mentos? I just had to buy some. Not important why. They are terrible. Merry Christmas!!
Herschel Walker for ambassador to the Bahamas? Mike Lindell has got to be wondering when his name gets called. Ambassador to Nauru perhaps?
December 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Herschel Walker for ambassador to the Bahamas? Mike Lindell has got to be wondering when his name gets called. Ambassador to Nauru perhaps?
I’ve noticed that if I don’t drink any alcohol for several days in a row, I start feeling spectacular. Food tastes better, I sleep better. I feel better in the morning. Clear headed. If I were having sex with anyone, I suspect that would be better. It’s almost as if my body is telling me something…
December 12, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I’ve noticed that if I don’t drink any alcohol for several days in a row, I start feeling spectacular. Food tastes better, I sleep better. I feel better in the morning. Clear headed. If I were having sex with anyone, I suspect that would be better. It’s almost as if my body is telling me something…
I just read that NASA put 20 cows into orbit.
It was the herd shot around the world.
It was the herd shot around the world.
December 12, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I just read that NASA put 20 cows into orbit.
It was the herd shot around the world.
It was the herd shot around the world.
OMG dating is so easy today. Even a wrong number that is clearly a legit person wants to visit my “place” and have coffee OR dinner. 😑
December 4, 2024 at 2:09 AM
OMG dating is so easy today. Even a wrong number that is clearly a legit person wants to visit my “place” and have coffee OR dinner. 😑
Did you hear about the jazz musician who is practicing abstinence?
He decided to give up sax…
He decided to give up sax…
a cartoon character playing a saxophone with a blue background
ALT: a cartoon character playing a saxophone with a blue background
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December 3, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Did you hear about the jazz musician who is practicing abstinence?
He decided to give up sax…
He decided to give up sax…
Thanksgiving pie leftovers!
December 1, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Thanksgiving pie leftovers!
Ok, what did I miss? I’m seeing references to yacht rock all over. I love it but why is it appearing in my feeds on multiple platforms?
a group of people on a stage with the words i 've got to ride ride like the wind to be free again on the bottom
ALT: a group of people on a stage with the words i 've got to ride ride like the wind to be free again on the bottom
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November 30, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Ok, what did I miss? I’m seeing references to yacht rock all over. I love it but why is it appearing in my feeds on multiple platforms?
Why did the clam leave the disco early?
He pulled a mussel!
He pulled a mussel!
three oysters from alice in wonderland are dancing on a beach
Alt: three oysters from alice in wonderland are dancing on a beach
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November 29, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Why did the clam leave the disco early?
He pulled a mussel!
He pulled a mussel!
I was the only Bears fan in a room full of Lions fans. It was a lot of fun. And then I smoked a joint with a Lions fan and it was even more fun.
a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand .
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand .
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November 28, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I was the only Bears fan in a room full of Lions fans. It was a lot of fun. And then I smoked a joint with a Lions fan and it was even more fun.
Old Bee Caves Road, Slaughter Lane, Convict Hill, Hippie Hollow Park…. Oh my! Where am I ??
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Old Bee Caves Road, Slaughter Lane, Convict Hill, Hippie Hollow Park…. Oh my! Where am I ??
I was never all that engaged with the other platform. I must admit I am mildly addicted to Reddit. I find this place way more fun than Reddit.
homer simpson jumping in the air with his mouth open
ALT: homer simpson jumping in the air with his mouth open
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November 26, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I was never all that engaged with the other platform. I must admit I am mildly addicted to Reddit. I find this place way more fun than Reddit.
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felt cute, might delete unless u repost 👼
#realnsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #girlbutts #sexyaf #nudeselfie #littletease #goonsky #nudesky
#realnsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #girlbutts #sexyaf #nudeselfie #littletease #goonsky #nudesky
November 25, 2024 at 2:41 AM
felt cute, might delete unless u repost 👼
#realnsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #girlbutts #sexyaf #nudeselfie #littletease #goonsky #nudesky
#realnsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #girlbutts #sexyaf #nudeselfie #littletease #goonsky #nudesky
Anywhere where I can get around exclusively by golf cart is ok in my book. #livingthedream
November 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Anywhere where I can get around exclusively by golf cart is ok in my book. #livingthedream
If you put socks and shoes on a bear…. He still has bear feet
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 PM
If you put socks and shoes on a bear…. He still has bear feet
I was hungry but my mom told me not to look in the fridge. I asked her why not and she said, “there’s a salad dressing!”
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a curtain with his arm outstretched
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a curtain with his arm outstretched
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November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I was hungry but my mom told me not to look in the fridge. I asked her why not and she said, “there’s a salad dressing!”
NY… too long since I’d been back and too short a visit.
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
NY… too long since I’d been back and too short a visit.
How did the doctor treat the invisible man?
She put him in the ICU.
She put him in the ICU.
a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
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November 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
How did the doctor treat the invisible man?
She put him in the ICU.
She put him in the ICU.
Went to exchange my propane tank and the guy at Home Depot told me he’d never seen one so empty. #goals #simpleman
a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage .
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November 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Went to exchange my propane tank and the guy at Home Depot told me he’d never seen one so empty. #goals #simpleman
Here I am! Moved over from that other platform. Although I wasn’t ever really active there. This place seems more positive and fun.
a man with glasses and a leather jacket says " explore the space "
ALT: a man with glasses and a leather jacket says " explore the space "
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November 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Here I am! Moved over from that other platform. Although I wasn’t ever really active there. This place seems more positive and fun.