The Real Clawful
@therealclawful.bsky.social
Yes it's me.... your fav 80s television adversary. From He-Man.
(Not Skeletor. Not Beastman. Not f***ing Merman.)
I'm nicer in real life.
(Not Skeletor. Not Beastman. Not f***ing Merman.)
I'm nicer in real life.
Whilst I click 'like', my sentiment is actually 'why would you resurrect this thing, nobody needs to have their memory of that refreshed....'
August 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Whilst I click 'like', my sentiment is actually 'why would you resurrect this thing, nobody needs to have their memory of that refreshed....'
Actually, I'm not sure they know what a 'cult' is.
December 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Actually, I'm not sure they know what a 'cult' is.
Merman has one on Wednesdays. They meet at the aquarium and get all kinky. I think a Wednesday cult is a great idea as long as you nip his shit in the bud.
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Merman has one on Wednesdays. They meet at the aquarium and get all kinky. I think a Wednesday cult is a great idea as long as you nip his shit in the bud.
You already have a cult. We meet on Tuesdays.
December 19, 2024 at 3:53 PM
You already have a cult. We meet on Tuesdays.
Gonna tell the little crustacean kids this was Mossman.
December 16, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Gonna tell the little crustacean kids this was Mossman.
Faint, damning praise.
And you in turn are not as impossible to work for as Hordak.
And you in turn are not as impossible to work for as Hordak.
December 10, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Faint, damning praise.
And you in turn are not as impossible to work for as Hordak.
And you in turn are not as impossible to work for as Hordak.
I'm fully aware that things would fall apart without me. I'm not going in any pot.
Besides which, I'm the flipping cook as well.
Besides which, I'm the flipping cook as well.
December 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I'm fully aware that things would fall apart without me. I'm not going in any pot.
Besides which, I'm the flipping cook as well.
Besides which, I'm the flipping cook as well.
I happen to know for a fact that Skeletor has an acute Carebear allergy and could never be stood so close to one. The impression is very convincing though. He really does sound that obnoxious.
December 10, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I happen to know for a fact that Skeletor has an acute Carebear allergy and could never be stood so close to one. The impression is very convincing though. He really does sound that obnoxious.
*Snake Mountain.
Apologies, I must be hungry.
Apologies, I must be hungry.
December 10, 2024 at 9:24 PM
*Snake Mountain.
Apologies, I must be hungry.
Apologies, I must be hungry.
You are a wiser person than most of Snaks Mountain. 🦞
December 10, 2024 at 9:22 PM
You are a wiser person than most of Snaks Mountain. 🦞
The truth is far more embarrassing. Trust me.
December 10, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The truth is far more embarrassing. Trust me.
Until you got a Clawful figure...? Right?
December 10, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Until you got a Clawful figure...? Right?
I resemble that remark.
December 10, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I resemble that remark.
That's just how he talks to his cat.
December 10, 2024 at 6:32 PM
That's just how he talks to his cat.