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The Real CarmenTS
@therealcarments.bsky.social
It’s me, ya girl from that other hellsite, lol. My handle over there was @CarmenTS.
-💛💙 Michigan Grad
-🖖🏾🖖🏽 Trek Obsessed
-👾🎮Geek Gamer Girl
-🐝✊🏾OG KHive & Dem
One of my monthly goals is try one new recipe. This month: Yorkshire Pudding!
A. I thought to myself, “Butter, oil… surely the outcome won’t be so different.” 🤣 (see pics below)
B. I’m happy I made this successfully, but… this is what the Innit crowd has been going on about? It tasted… ok.
April 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
IT DON’T MATTA!
You could have Al Sharpton, Dolly Parton, the Michigan State Spartans… Target down five (billion in sales)

🤷🏽‍♀️😂 #target #dei #shannonsharpe
April 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Y’all better find some easy, inexpensive recipes 😂😂😂😂😂
Bean soup on deck to make tomorrow 😋🫘
#TrumpTariffs
April 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
😁😁
March 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every retail company right now: “This sucks. Q1 sales after the holidays are the worst.”

Le Creuset:
March 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
🤷🏽‍♀️🐸☕️
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Whatever you do, don’t repost this!

Don’t save the image to your phone!

Don’t repost other places!

Don’t share with your friends & family!
January 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I used the Bisquick recipe, and it took a while to figure out & Google how to “halve” random measurements, but I baked a single-serve biscuit this morning & I deeply, DEEPLY regret it….. it’s SO GOOD 😭😂
January 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Gulf of Mexico” ➡️ “Gulf of America”…
January 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey, @bsky.app… this app is great, but the search function does need a little work. It should be able to find near/close matches like this:
January 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Done!! 🫘🥬
January 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Finished baking! I will taste when the temperature isn’t equivalent to the surface of the sun 😂
December 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Assembled this yesterday after cooking the noodles & making the cheese sauce… I PRAY it tastes better than the tiny one I made in a ramekin last night.
I always feel like certain foods taste better a day later, but idk about this one 😩😭
I haven’t made mac in forever, so I’m giving myself grace 🤣
December 28, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Who is this bland boring lady & why TF does she have this many followers?
December 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I’m a simple girl 😂😂
Merry Christmas, everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 5:25 PM
This has literally been taking so long… what is about to happen this week?! Is it going to be Goji finally?! 🥹
#Fortnite
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Definitely happy I saw this in theaters! Worth a trip this weekend if anyone needs something to do :)
#LOTR #LordofTheRings #WaroftheRohirrim #TheWaroftheRohirrim
December 14, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I have not pooped in 3 days I AM LITERALLY MAKING MYSELF SICK THINKING ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF NO MORE LOWER DECKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I hate it here. I just saw an IG story post by Tawny Newsom & got tears in my eyes. I hate this!

Anyway, here’s my Mariner cosplay.
#StarTrek #LowerDecks #StarTrekLowerDecks
December 12, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Changed my Bsky avatar from this Pumpkin Head to this… don’t unfollow me 😂
December 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
You guys don’t care, but…
This week’s salad…
- purple cabbage
- pear
- cucumber
- quick roasted carrots
- organic cooked beets
Dressing is some vinaigrette abomination I made that I’m going to taste for the first time in 10 minutes (it’s “marinating” in the fridge) 😂😂
December 8, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Girl: “You’re so brave for wearing heels that high!”

Me: *wearing what I think are THEE chunkiest of chunky, thick & unimpressive heels* “………I am????”

These younger women prioritize comfort over style & I’m highkey HIGHKEY jealous 😩😂 I been in pain all night 🤣

The Heels in question:
December 8, 2024 at 7:07 AM
I don’t have Spotify, but I do have Apple Music & they did a Recap of the Year, too……

…this is all very on-brand for me, I fear 😭
#Spotify #SpotifyWrapped #AppleMusic #AppleMusicReplay
December 6, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Oh, I’m glad you asked!! Yes, I AM watching “Tetris” on Apple TV+ again 😂😂😂😂😂 #Tetris
December 3, 2024 at 4:39 PM
December 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM