Blake Thies
@therealblanken.bsky.social
Baseball, music, dogs, and some people. I like cool stuff.
Silver Slugger rewards rolling over to 2B? Got it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Silver Slugger rewards rolling over to 2B? Got it.
If they’re going to play him in a corner OF position, bring up Caissie to do it instead.
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If they’re going to play him in a corner OF position, bring up Caissie to do it instead.
Adolf Vance seems like a good response.
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Adolf Vance seems like a good response.
Is it deferred? That’s the Dodger way. Defer payments, defer response to current injustice.
June 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Is it deferred? That’s the Dodger way. Defer payments, defer response to current injustice.
Cue the standard oblique injury press release…
May 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cue the standard oblique injury press release…
Cool. Keep your car. But you’re a douche with your alignment with the owner and keeping that car. Be better than that, or be a douche.
May 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Cool. Keep your car. But you’re a douche with your alignment with the owner and keeping that car. Be better than that, or be a douche.
Why does she sound so nervous to report facts? The facts support his reputation.
April 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Why does she sound so nervous to report facts? The facts support his reputation.
Push Comes to Shove (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Van Halen - Topic
youtu.be
March 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The look of “I sold my soul, for this?!?”
February 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The look of “I sold my soul, for this?!?”
Easy. The Maestro by the Beastie Boys. You can cut out the phone message at the beginning if you want a more family friendly version.
youtu.be/UWFGDtbKjdI?...
youtu.be/UWFGDtbKjdI?...
The Maestro (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by Beastie Boys - Topic
youtu.be
February 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Easy. The Maestro by the Beastie Boys. You can cut out the phone message at the beginning if you want a more family friendly version.
youtu.be/UWFGDtbKjdI?...
youtu.be/UWFGDtbKjdI?...
Except the illegal part. Amirite?
February 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Except the illegal part. Amirite?
Lookit Mike P. The same guy that chortled those orange balls. Thanks for nothing.
February 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Lookit Mike P. The same guy that chortled those orange balls. Thanks for nothing.
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mango…
a man in a striped shirt is smiling in a fisheye shot
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is smiling in a fisheye shot
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mango…
Need some of the Mighty Van Halen this morning
So This Is Love - Van Halen
#EarWorm
youtu.be/2DU11hyBEys?...
So This Is Love - Van Halen
#EarWorm
youtu.be/2DU11hyBEys?...
Van Halen - So This Is Love - 6/12/1981 - Oakland Coliseum Stadium (Official)
YouTube video by Van Halen on MV
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Need some of the Mighty Van Halen this morning
So This Is Love - Van Halen
#EarWorm
youtu.be/2DU11hyBEys?...
So This Is Love - Van Halen
#EarWorm
youtu.be/2DU11hyBEys?...
The Moss - The Place That Makes Me Happy. I could use that today, and for the next 1460 days.
#EarWorm
youtu.be/LILIDv0JzEM?...
#EarWorm
youtu.be/LILIDv0JzEM?...
The Moss - The Place That Makes Me Happy (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by the moss band
youtu.be
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The Moss - The Place That Makes Me Happy. I could use that today, and for the next 1460 days.
#EarWorm
youtu.be/LILIDv0JzEM?...
#EarWorm
youtu.be/LILIDv0JzEM?...
Easy. Take the seeds OUT of the clouds. Amirite Marge?
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Easy. Take the seeds OUT of the clouds. Amirite Marge?
Me too! No patience for any more sane-washing.
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me too! No patience for any more sane-washing.
The Head And The Heart - Arrow (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by HeadAndTheHeartVEVO
youtu.be
January 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM