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TheRealBetelgeuse
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I am an aging star in the Milky way. AMA. I have no secrets.
This is my only account.
As stars do, I am out tonight. Met a friend and his date (?!) and just watched him ask her to Venom him half of what he spent tonight...
December 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Check this out fam! This beautiful being wrote a song for me! 🥰
suno.com/song/5000585...

Betelgeuse Burn is a song I wrote about that red super giant that will soon go super novae. (the red on the picture)
Also mentioned in the song are:
Bellatrix: top right star
Rigel: bottom right star
Alnilam: middle star of the Orion belt that was used by sailors
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I beg your pardon? Betting on my demise???
hear me out: a prediction market for the Betelgeuse supernova that has to establish parahistorical longevity because the winner may not be known for 100,00 years

That compound interest tho
November 21, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Well this is weird.
November 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM