Like you have ALL of our personal information in a huge database, everything about us for all time, but *I* have to pay *you* to run an SQL query so you can fine me for not quite slowing down enough in a school zone in July.

"criminal mischief"

"optimizing timelines" so when is that Mars thing happening exactly

I felt so funny finding tiny little sprite sheets to show him off lol. That's all he needed!

Fatty deposits that protrude from the chest and make you horny?! That's some ancient magic if I've ever seen it.

I'm pulp daddy

"We're supposed to redesign all of our habits and architecture around stringent bathroom rules just because trans people Exist, if only there were some other way."

horizontal italics is how they invented Morse code

Lizardman Lizardman, of the Lizardman Lizardmans

I'm surprised they still have arabic numerals and not some gleep glorp shit

I didn't used to but then something convinced me

the left pictures 😭