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thereal_attentive
@therealattentive.bsky.social
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I want to change the world so when the Galactic Federation comes, our first thoughts aren't "We're so f'd up they'd never take us." #BLM #Ukraine (He/Him)
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Honestly, really giving off "We know how to deal with ice" vibes...
Image of a huge group of tightly packed penguins
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Or maybe this thing which I just created especially for you...
Sometimes our Brain needs a reminder of life's most important mission.
Pinky and Brain meme, but flipped to recognize some folks wrestle with their thoughts and their Brain needs a reminder to keep on keeping on. In top frame, Brain asks Pinky "Gee Pinky, what are we going to do tonight?" and in the bottom frame Pinky responds with "Same thing we do *every* night Brain, continue to live our best lives!" So, always remember, you're loved and valued and you *do * contribute to the world, even if it's just by trying to take total control of it!
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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The "Are we the baddies?" meme image, but top-text says "Approaching consciousness..." and the bottom text says "Are *we* the demonic forces?"
April 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Coming up with my posts
A picture of Marcel Marceau in a slightly mangled top hat holding something imaginary between thumb and fingertip. See, the joke is, I mostly lurk here...
April 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Repost with an image of your favorite James bond (wrong answers only)
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Nicholas Brothers, part of their famous stairs dance, doing repeated splits and immediately bouncing back up only to drop into splits again...
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Quote with a GIF of you on the day you wake up and finally hear the news.
Blues brothers, dancing in front of Ray Charles playing an electric organ.
April 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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OK hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor.
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Native American eagle pattern.
December 15, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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No, no, no... If there's one thing I've learned it's that you *never* lie! Or exaggerate!

I'm wearing out the refresh key in anticipation!
November 13, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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Ohhhhhh man...
Living proof of MSOC confirming that she is, in fact, very bendy. (actually, it's the scene from Friends where Phoebe tries to seduce Chandler by showing her bra and indicating she is very bendy)
November 13, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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The Mask.... saying "SSSSMOKIN' "
November 10, 2023 at 5:20 AM
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Forget Cocaine Bear...
Coming soon to a theater near you:
Gummi Bear! (voiced by Cheech and Chong)
Bear, in a river, asleep... holding a salmon. See, the joke is, he found some hiker's huge stash of medicinal gummies and ate all of them. Unlike cocaine bear, he doesn't exactly go on a rampage - but he gets the munchies *really* bad and wins Fat Bear Week, then parties all winter!
November 2, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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:P
October 27, 2023 at 3:52 AM
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Quote-skeet with you in glasses
I don't *ever* put *my* face on the internet (wouldn't want to break it), especially not for facial recognition training apps - but I'll play along using my avatar as a stand-in...
October 27, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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A pitcher, winding up to deliver a punchline...
October 25, 2023 at 1:14 AM
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On the internet, no one can hear you sarcasm...
October 23, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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Buckaroo Banzai "No matter where you go, there you are." Go do wild, adventurous things, but always be present.
October 17, 2023 at 1:22 PM
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Reskeet with a meme of your day
October 12, 2023 at 3:14 PM