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James :3
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Manic pixie dreamboy 🧚‍♂️
Why does Microsoft word use AI to copy and paste things now. It’s copy and paste. It’s just copying something and pasting it somewhere else. There’s no AI needed here. I just want that word to be somewhere else. I don’t need you to make a new list or generate a table or file my taxes. Copy and paste
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I finally broke down. At 27 years old, I googled how to properly store belts.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Instagram ads smelling my irresponsible Christmas purchases like a shark smelling blood in the water
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It’s called “UPS” because that’s the noise they make when they misplace your package.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Uber drivers are amazing Waymo ads.
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Having 1 Jell-O shot every day like an advent calendar where I count down to the day that I run out of extra Jell-O shots.
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me: *gets password wrong*
Google chrome, rage baiting me: Hey want me to save that password? That password that didn’t work? Want me to save it? Dumbass.
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hey car manufacturers: not everything needs to be an electronic touch screen. I don’t care that it’s shiny, my air conditioning has FRAME DROPS AND LAG
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ah a Cybertruck and its natural predator: 2 inches of rain on the highway.
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Feel like a fat piggy clawing through the candy bowl at work to find the good candy at the bottom. Oink oink.
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Using my Gmail to change the password on my Hotmail to verify my phone number to change the password on my PayPal. It’s just that easy.
September 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Honestly? I like it when the spectral cell analyzer jacks itself off before reading my sample. Happy he’s getting something out of this too.
September 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Thank you Norton Antivirus
Thank you Norton Antivirus
Thank you Norton Antivirus
Thank you Norton Antivirus
Thank you Norton Antivirus
Thank you Norton Antivirus
Thank you Norton Antivirus
Thank you Norton Antivirus
August 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just made a paper shopping list for the grocery store and I felt my first gray hair come in.
July 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
All these WEAK couples out there probably don’t even have a go-to phrase to immediately convince your partner that you’re stuck in a time loop and need their help.
July 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Elon makes an AI chat bot to be fact oriented.

The bot becomes a liberal.

Elon edits the bot for months to make it more conservative.

The bot stays liberal.

Elon gives up and reworks the bot to just agree with conservatives.

The bot becomes Hitler.

You really can’t make this shit up.
July 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Getting clocked by everyone I walk past in Vegas as a magic the gathering player
June 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Man I really wish these Deltarune bosses were harder.

*second finger on the monkeys paw curls down*
June 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I really have to respect the way that Butterscotch ragebaits me. Like father like son.
June 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Every day in June that I can’t find parking in the Castro, I will become slightly more homophobic.
June 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by James :3
check this out
May 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I don’t care the context. I don’t care how acquainted we are. If “rawdog” fits in the sentence, I’m gonna use it.
May 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kinda crazy that in the year of our lord 2025, Venmo still lets you stalk the payment history of everyone in your contacts.
May 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Questions you don’t want to hear from your dad:

“Who is Kasane Teto?”
May 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“You know this is fake, right?”

Yes, but I have a whimsy and joy in my heart that can never be dimmed.
April 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM