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"Drop the shovel & climb out of the ditch Larry, you're Surgeon General." - Any GOP with a choice between an actual medical doctor who is a Democrat, or Larry.
Texas is a shithole country
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Texas is a shithole country
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The only thing that's left is an awareness campaign featuring the Sham Wow guy. thehill.com/homenews/med...
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The only thing that's left is an awareness campaign featuring the Sham Wow guy. thehill.com/homenews/med...
I'm rather confident I know how these people would deal with tribe members who were hoarding all the communal resources as the others perish.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm rather confident I know how these people would deal with tribe members who were hoarding all the communal resources as the others perish.
Funny enough, he's also a felon, a rapist, a war criminal, a cheat, a liar, into kids, the bad kind of "into", and quite literally, the most useless person in any situation one can imagine.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Funny enough, he's also a felon, a rapist, a war criminal, a cheat, a liar, into kids, the bad kind of "into", and quite literally, the most useless person in any situation one can imagine.
google, helping no one.
The children being raised today, will be the most useless humans in the history of this planet.
Sure, maybe the kids in the dark ages didn't have geometry, grammar, and science, but they could catch and clean an animal, start a fire and cook it, then survive a blizzard.
The children being raised today, will be the most useless humans in the history of this planet.
Sure, maybe the kids in the dark ages didn't have geometry, grammar, and science, but they could catch and clean an animal, start a fire and cook it, then survive a blizzard.
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
google, helping no one.
The children being raised today, will be the most useless humans in the history of this planet.
Sure, maybe the kids in the dark ages didn't have geometry, grammar, and science, but they could catch and clean an animal, start a fire and cook it, then survive a blizzard.
The children being raised today, will be the most useless humans in the history of this planet.
Sure, maybe the kids in the dark ages didn't have geometry, grammar, and science, but they could catch and clean an animal, start a fire and cook it, then survive a blizzard.
I know for a fact, this is more accurate, and the republicans will mint a gold medal for his astounding achievement.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know for a fact, this is more accurate, and the republicans will mint a gold medal for his astounding achievement.
I'd like to marry a nice Azeurasian, in Montana....
October 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'd like to marry a nice Azeurasian, in Montana....
Let's make Sol the destination. It's fitting for these sudden fascist apparitions.
October 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Let's make Sol the destination. It's fitting for these sudden fascist apparitions.
Jane Goodall was my first experience with a truly singular human. Rest easy and peacefully.
October 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Jane Goodall was my first experience with a truly singular human. Rest easy and peacefully.
Idk....but this seems like an odd reaction to a scene unfolding in front of you.
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Idk....but this seems like an odd reaction to a scene unfolding in front of you.
I can't help it. Any, and I mean **ANY** rectal-ish visual joke, immediately gets opunted back to the O.G. K. Vonnegut.
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I can't help it. Any, and I mean **ANY** rectal-ish visual joke, immediately gets opunted back to the O.G. K. Vonnegut.
I would have lost everything, because I would have bet everything, in 1990, that none of this gop/republican/trump-sponsored treason & sexual crimes, was ever going to happen.
September 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I would have lost everything, because I would have bet everything, in 1990, that none of this gop/republican/trump-sponsored treason & sexual crimes, was ever going to happen.
Meanwhile, in another part of the strawberry patch...
September 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Meanwhile, in another part of the strawberry patch...
The Democrats have cleverly marked all the special, smart water taps, "non-potable".
Smart water shouldn't be for elites.
It's free, and it's your right to drink it.
Our founding fathers made sure it was in the Constitution, and the Dems tried to take it out.
ULTRA MAGA forever!
Smart water shouldn't be for elites.
It's free, and it's your right to drink it.
Our founding fathers made sure it was in the Constitution, and the Dems tried to take it out.
ULTRA MAGA forever!
August 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Democrats have cleverly marked all the special, smart water taps, "non-potable".
Smart water shouldn't be for elites.
It's free, and it's your right to drink it.
Our founding fathers made sure it was in the Constitution, and the Dems tried to take it out.
ULTRA MAGA forever!
Smart water shouldn't be for elites.
It's free, and it's your right to drink it.
Our founding fathers made sure it was in the Constitution, and the Dems tried to take it out.
ULTRA MAGA forever!
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Don't be insane.
Don't be insane.
August 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Don't be insane.
Don't be insane.
dear insane, uninformed ganglia @primaryradical.bsky.social
sure sure, now, you too, fuck off out of my fox hole
I'm fighting for people in marginalized and small groups I don't belong to, and you think calling me a name even matters to me?
delusion got a bsky account, cool.
sure sure, now, you too, fuck off out of my fox hole
I'm fighting for people in marginalized and small groups I don't belong to, and you think calling me a name even matters to me?
delusion got a bsky account, cool.
August 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
dear insane, uninformed ganglia @primaryradical.bsky.social
sure sure, now, you too, fuck off out of my fox hole
I'm fighting for people in marginalized and small groups I don't belong to, and you think calling me a name even matters to me?
delusion got a bsky account, cool.
sure sure, now, you too, fuck off out of my fox hole
I'm fighting for people in marginalized and small groups I don't belong to, and you think calling me a name even matters to me?
delusion got a bsky account, cool.
...and there's no Wall-E or Eve. Never was. Just us, getting better chairs.
August 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
...and there's no Wall-E or Eve. Never was. Just us, getting better chairs.
Has anyone tried Brawndo?
August 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Has anyone tried Brawndo?
All I know is that one lucky guy has his Dr. Manhattan Special Edition unpacked, and ready to start hollering "Focus on my family" while he packs the pillows of the new guy....if you get my subtle hint.
August 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
All I know is that one lucky guy has his Dr. Manhattan Special Edition unpacked, and ready to start hollering "Focus on my family" while he packs the pillows of the new guy....if you get my subtle hint.
Picking this guy was when they decided they didn't need to work within the framework of our Constitution. They could game the United States and its citizens, solely for personal gains. And it's been that way since.
Now they openly say Hitler was actually our ally.
Landfill, I tell ya.
Now they openly say Hitler was actually our ally.
Landfill, I tell ya.
August 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Picking this guy was when they decided they didn't need to work within the framework of our Constitution. They could game the United States and its citizens, solely for personal gains. And it's been that way since.
Now they openly say Hitler was actually our ally.
Landfill, I tell ya.
Now they openly say Hitler was actually our ally.
Landfill, I tell ya.
Has anyone checked on the right-honorable stripper pole lady, to see if she got the US Ambassador to Greece nomination because, she too, couldn't help but see and hear all-about the child trafficking fun republicans get up to when not trying to kill the United States of America from within?
August 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Has anyone checked on the right-honorable stripper pole lady, to see if she got the US Ambassador to Greece nomination because, she too, couldn't help but see and hear all-about the child trafficking fun republicans get up to when not trying to kill the United States of America from within?
Even this iconic silhouette of casual cool, had time for one.
August 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Even this iconic silhouette of casual cool, had time for one.
Idk I found it right-quick.
don't ever say I didn't give you nothin' ps. edits are extra...here's the screenshots
don't ever say I didn't give you nothin' ps. edits are extra...here's the screenshots
August 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Idk I found it right-quick.
don't ever say I didn't give you nothin' ps. edits are extra...here's the screenshots
don't ever say I didn't give you nothin' ps. edits are extra...here's the screenshots
maga are some other species, so are greedy-needy types like cuomo
NYC survived 9/11 kids
They sure the fuck don't need an asshole with a photo editor telling them he's here to save them all.
These kids kind of make me sick. I've zero tolerance left.
NYC survived 9/11 kids
They sure the fuck don't need an asshole with a photo editor telling them he's here to save them all.
These kids kind of make me sick. I've zero tolerance left.
August 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
maga are some other species, so are greedy-needy types like cuomo
NYC survived 9/11 kids
They sure the fuck don't need an asshole with a photo editor telling them he's here to save them all.
These kids kind of make me sick. I've zero tolerance left.
NYC survived 9/11 kids
They sure the fuck don't need an asshole with a photo editor telling them he's here to save them all.
These kids kind of make me sick. I've zero tolerance left.
Well, they certainly watch the same movies over time.
August 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Well, they certainly watch the same movies over time.