@therantyfcukwit.bsky.social
Anyone who has ever made a mobile ad that requires you to click "x" more than once deserves a special kind of pain
August 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Anyone who has ever made a mobile ad that requires you to click "x" more than once deserves a special kind of pain
Bright yellow Crocs? Bright yellow. What the fuck is wrong with the world?
June 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Bright yellow Crocs? Bright yellow. What the fuck is wrong with the world?
Get @itsmattrose.bsky.social on Taskmaster
April 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Get @itsmattrose.bsky.social on Taskmaster
How are there so many people in the world failing upwards to this level? How are there so many people in charge who seem like they'd struggle with the instructions for a fucking pot noodle
April 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How are there so many people in the world failing upwards to this level? How are there so many people in charge who seem like they'd struggle with the instructions for a fucking pot noodle
Bottles of Lucozade that are 900ml instead of a litre? When did this bullshit happen!
April 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Bottles of Lucozade that are 900ml instead of a litre? When did this bullshit happen!
Anyone who uses public toilets and thinks it's fine to piss all over the seat and not flush, go die in a fire.
March 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Anyone who uses public toilets and thinks it's fine to piss all over the seat and not flush, go die in a fire.
British weather sucks. Hot one day, cold the next. Make your fucking mind up
March 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
British weather sucks. Hot one day, cold the next. Make your fucking mind up
Apparently to some people a "please wait here to be seated" sign actually means "walk to the front and act entitled to a table" even tho bookings exist for a fucking reason
March 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Apparently to some people a "please wait here to be seated" sign actually means "walk to the front and act entitled to a table" even tho bookings exist for a fucking reason
I need to rant more often. Fuck my laziness
March 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I need to rant more often. Fuck my laziness
What the actual fuck is the point of 1-ply toilet paper?
February 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What the actual fuck is the point of 1-ply toilet paper?
Attention Americans: Your Superbowl sucks. 6 second of something happening then 2 minutes of ads? What's wrong with you?
February 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Attention Americans: Your Superbowl sucks. 6 second of something happening then 2 minutes of ads? What's wrong with you?
Well done Sony. Not like anyone wants any of the features they pay for on PS plus is it?
February 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Well done Sony. Not like anyone wants any of the features they pay for on PS plus is it?
No Temu I'm never going to download you no matter how much you fucking advertise so just piss off
February 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
No Temu I'm never going to download you no matter how much you fucking advertise so just piss off
It was a nazi salute you brain cell deprived fuckwits. Well done USA, your slow walk to fascism has become a full on sprint
January 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It was a nazi salute you brain cell deprived fuckwits. Well done USA, your slow walk to fascism has become a full on sprint
Walking along the canal. 3 people walking the other way. Side by side.
You expect me to swim? You utter assholes
You expect me to swim? You utter assholes
January 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Walking along the canal. 3 people walking the other way. Side by side.
You expect me to swim? You utter assholes
You expect me to swim? You utter assholes
Chronic stupidity is clearly at an all time high
January 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Chronic stupidity is clearly at an all time high
Michael Oliver is the most biased, useless cunt in refereeing. A blind, comatose amputee would be more competent
January 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Michael Oliver is the most biased, useless cunt in refereeing. A blind, comatose amputee would be more competent
Is there anything in the world dumber than a flat earth antivaxxer?
January 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Is there anything in the world dumber than a flat earth antivaxxer?
Tables of cunts revisiting places on the busiest day of the year, you just know they are going to be ultra cunts
December 31, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Tables of cunts revisiting places on the busiest day of the year, you just know they are going to be ultra cunts
All retail staff develop a natural sense for if a customer is about to be a cunt or not. This sense is, on average 97% accurate.
December 28, 2024 at 10:34 AM
All retail staff develop a natural sense for if a customer is about to be a cunt or not. This sense is, on average 97% accurate.
Step Into Christmas is easily the most underrated Christmas song of all time. Anyone who prefers Mariah Carey to this classic needs flaying
December 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Step Into Christmas is easily the most underrated Christmas song of all time. Anyone who prefers Mariah Carey to this classic needs flaying
Supermarkets that put Wham on in December should be forced to make apologies to those of us who lose whamageddon because of it
December 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Supermarkets that put Wham on in December should be forced to make apologies to those of us who lose whamageddon because of it
Parents, when taking your kids out in public, always remember that food belongs on the floor, and by no means should you ever consider DOING SOME FUCKING PARENTING! Inconsiderate morons
December 16, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Parents, when taking your kids out in public, always remember that food belongs on the floor, and by no means should you ever consider DOING SOME FUCKING PARENTING! Inconsiderate morons
No Musk, you aren't a man of the people, you're an elitist cunt
December 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
No Musk, you aren't a man of the people, you're an elitist cunt
What's that? Your Self-Service till isn't working? By all means just move everything over to another one, bricking that one as well instead of waiting for a staff member to come over and help. Now we've got 2 out of order, that's much better! Twat
December 10, 2024 at 1:10 PM
What's that? Your Self-Service till isn't working? By all means just move everything over to another one, bricking that one as well instead of waiting for a staff member to come over and help. Now we've got 2 out of order, that's much better! Twat