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the randy robot
@therandyrobot.bsky.social
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🔞18+ account for goodshipskypirate. All my risque, smutty artwork will go here. Adults only. 🔞
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therandyrobot.bsky.social
resh'an fucking another version of him because time/space traveler. this actually has some inside context between me and a couple of friends, but for outsiders who don't know, just don't worry about it. enjoy two resh'ans going at it while aephorul suffers i guess.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
okay so the propeller knight and treasure knight while specter knight watches porn won out. so here it is.
Propeller Knight (no helmet, sorry, headcanon face, please deal with it) is getting his pants pulled down by Treasure Knight. Propeller's dicl is erect as heck. Specter Knight is watching from the background because he likes to see his husband get fucked. DIALOGUE: TREASURE: Squimier than usual, isn't he? SPECTER: Nah, he's still the same, he just had five cups of coffee.
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
sometimes you're two immortal alchemists on opposing sides who have argued enough for another century or so that the horniness came back in spades and it's time top fuck again but then one of you had to get emotionally overwhelmed because it's been so long since you last touched your ex-boyfriend.
Aephorul is sitting on the edge of the bed, hands over his face, in full disgrace. He is crying. Resh'an, lying on the bed, just gives a look of disappointment. DIALOGUE: AEPHORUL: S-Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to cry all of a sudden. G-Give me a moment. RESH'AN: No, it's fine. I'll just declare precum on my butt as tonight's highlight.
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It's been a while since I put some effort into smut. I'm trying to draw more, if not out of spite. Any who, have some Past Resh'an/Aephorul hi-jinxes.
Page 1. Aephorul sneaks into an open window. He is trying to sneak away, but he's caught by Resh'an who is currently bathing. He accidentally stumbled into the bathroom. Aephorul apologies. Resh'an said he is willing to NOT call the guards if he does something... Page 2. Resh'an wants Aephorul to scrub his back. Aephy does so awkwardly, because Resh'an is hot as hell and he totes wants to bang him so badly. Resh'an teases him, wondering why he's sneaking around. Aephorul explains he needs a specific ingredient for his alchemy and it was only in the royal labs. Page 3 Resh'an asks Aephorul to scrub his chest now. Aephorul very happily does so since it affords him a sneak peek of Resh'an's frontal body (psst, his barely concealed dick.) Resh'an is close to coming...then he stops and declares he is clean. He pushes Aephorul out the door who is silently disappointed.
September 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
Lazily doodled smut, but my wrist hurts a bit right now, so I just knocked this one out super quick just to get some new porn out. as you can see, everyone is having fun.
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
🖕🖕FUCK CENSORSHIP🖕🖕
QUOTE YOUR NSFW
July 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
yeah okay. here's tenna.
Tenna from "Deltarune." He is blushing as he exposes his dick out to... I don't know, whoever you want.
July 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
It's been ages since I've done any smut, let alone Resh'an smut. So here he is being a gay slut. Maybe for Aephorul. Maybe for someone else.
Fanart of Resh'an posing while lifting up his shirt while his pants are down, exposing his dick.
July 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
*cough* I have two fanzine porn zines. Both of them are niche pairings, but if you guys are into that, here there be:

Exploring His Body...For Science: goodshipskypirate.itch.io/exploring-hi...
La vie en Rose: goodshipskypirate.itch.io/la-vie-en-rose
June 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
Also this one, which is kinda cheesy, but I still think it's a bit funny.
Specter as the Grim Reaper comes to collect the soul of an old woman. He drapes his cape aside dramatically, revealing his clear lack of clothes besides long gloves, boots, and a thong. Specter asks if the old lady has any last requests. She, unimpressed, says she has several questions instead.
June 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
Haven't drawn any new smut lately, so have an old one. ...Sorta. This one isn't porn, but they discuss it. Alternately: even the horny french man has limits.
Comic of Specter Knight taking Propeller Knight to a quiet cemetery for their date. Specter suggest they fuck there, but Propeller is concerned of any ghosts watching. Specter said he asked all of them if they were okay with the two having sex. All the ghosts respond with resounding enthusiasm. Propeller is not amused.
June 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Hey, it's my birthday. If you wanna support me and don't mind it's super niche/super self-indulgent shipping, maybe consider checking them out?

*https://goodshipskypirate.itch.io/la-vie-en-rose
*https://goodshipskypirate.itch.io/exploring-his-body-for-science
June 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
Hey, so I compiled most of my 18+ Resh'an-centric smut art/fancomics into a digital zine for purchase. The Resh'an/Specter Knight pairing makes a bit more sense if you read my fancomics, but is not necessary. It's $5. Enjoy.

goodshipskypirate.itch.io/exploring-hi...
Cover art for the Resh'an smut zine I put together. It depicts Resh'an being caressed by Specter Knight and Aephorul, both whom are just out of frame, except their wandering hands... which are exploring Resh'an. The title reads, "Exploring His Body...For Science. A Resh'an-Centric smut zine."
May 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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the rest of the pages. (2/2)
Page 4. Resh'an removes the rest of his clothes. He is a mummified husk, the consequences of being immortal. He said the only one he's ever shown his true form to was his ex-boyfriend, Aephorul. Resh'an admits he and Aephorul were so arrogant as mortals to seek immortality. Aephorul himself wants to die, but Resh'an doesn't and he does not have the heart to tell him he still wants to live. He admits he looks ugly and that a lot of what he did had unfortunate consequences, but is it so wrong to want to still live? Is Death bemused that he wants to live? Page 5 Specter holds him tight and tells him, "It is still not your time." Resh'an tears up. The two then share a kiss. Feeling MUCH better, Resh'an invites Specter further to lather him up... and then some. Page 6. Post-coitus aftermath. Specter and Resh'an are watching B-movie and eating junk food. Specter, amused, asked if Resh'an got another pillow (he has a SEA of pillows on his bed.) Resh'an retorts, "Hey, I don't judge your coffin-shaped bed."
May 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
oil, b-movies, and opening up your vulnerability to your boyfriend. (1/2)
Page 1. Specter Knight walks in with a bunch of junk foods and VHS tapes for his B-movie night date with Resh'an. He catches the latter naked except his turban, mask, and coat. He was in the middle applying oil to his dry, mummified body. Page 2. Specter averts his gaze so Resh'an can put into his clothes. Resh'an had forgotten tonight was a date and he has yet to show off his true body to his boyfriend. However, he quickly changes his mind. He invites Specter to rub oil on his back. Page 3. As Specter applies the oil onto Resh'an's back, they exchange casual talk.
May 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Bonus.
Bonus art after the first. Aephorul is asking Resh'an, "I mean, technically, I can also do that. Did you... Did you want me to-" Resh'an responds, frustratingly, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LET ME CUM ALREADY!"
April 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
"It's time to breed you, my desert prince. Take it all in, my love."
"Oh, f-fuck you."
Resh'an getting a lot of tentacles into his orifice and wrapped around his limbs.
April 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
oh those silly alchemists and their sex games...
Aephorul getting some serious lovin' by three Resh'an and two of his clones. Past Resh'an and Aephorul making out. The latter is pulling Resh'an's pants down.
April 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
Pages 3-5.

Someday, I'll make a Resh'an smut comic that doesn't have this man going through Problems.
Page 3. Specter is licking Resh'an's dick, but his dick is... really not performing the way it should be. Resh'an tries so hard to get, well, hard, but he's overthinking and nervous. Page 4. Specter notices and asks if he wants to stop. Resh'an denies at first that he has any issues, but then admits that he's super nervous since this is his first real relationship after Aephorul. He's genuinely putting too much pressure on himself and he recognizes it. Specter is understanding. Page 5. Resh'an asks for a raincheck. Specter asks what they should do instead. Scene cut to the two of them on the couch, playing video games.
April 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This takes place after "Resh'an Goes On a Series of Good Dates" (bsky.app/profile/good...)

5 pages.
Page 1. Resh'an and Specter are about to have sex for the first time. Resh'an removes his mask to show his face to Specter, but it's not his true face, that is, his mummified face. Instead he has cast an illusion on himself so he looks like his younger, pre-immortal self. Resh'an admits to Specter he is not ready to show off his true appearance to anyone just yet. Specter understands. Page 2. The two undress. Specter is on top of Resh'an. He lowers himself down to fondle Resh'an's deck.
April 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
Finally, some Resh'an/Aephorul smut. Resh'an is talking science in the first pic. Not sure what, alchemy shit.
Past Resh'an and Aephorul chatting about science post-coitus. It ends with the two kissing. Resh'an getting tentacle fucked by Aephorul (who is off-camera.)
March 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Look, I promise I will draw the actual canon pairing of Resh'an/Aephorul, just let me have this crack pairing.

...Can't believe the grim reaper knight's name is Donovan. Still gets me eight years later.
A one-shot comic. Resh'an and Specter Knight is having sex. Resh'an, in the heat of the moment, gets so into it, he says Specter's real name: Donovan. Specter is amused. Resh'an apologies, asking if it is okay to call him by that name. Specter says it's fine. Resh'an asks if it even IS his name anymore, to which Specter responds that "Donovan" and even "Specter Knight" is as much his name as it isn't, as the literal Grim Reaper himself. Resh'an is a bit bemused, is he seriously being "cryptically immortal" to another immortal? He thinks it's a bit tacky, though Specter asks, amusingly, "So, you're saying it didn't work?" Resh'an, seduced once again, only replies, "You're being unfair again, Sir Death."
March 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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some hot mummy resh'an pinup, and all the hang-ups that come with being immortal without the eternal youth part.
Some risque fanart of Resh'an, Aephorul, and Specter Knight. On the left is Resh'an wearing a transparent robe that shows off his back, mummified from immortal aging. On the upper right is Aephorul holding Resh'an's bare arms as they lament their lack of eternal youth: a consequence for being immortal. Resh'an figures if their alchemy will eventually fail to keep their bodies as intact as they can, maybe they'll be skeletons. On the bottom right, Specter Knight in lingerie, undresses Resh'an so they can have sex.
February 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
therandyrobot.bsky.social
Guess who has two thumbs and too lazy to do a Valentine's Day artwork? This gal!

So enjoy some half-assed Resh'an/Specter smut comic.
A one page comic where Specter and Resh'an, both naked, are ready to have sex. Specter leans down on Resh'an, but finds his boyfriend tearing up. Concerned, he asks if they should stop and asks if he's okay. Resh'an, however, is annoyed that he's tearing up. He figures it's subconscious. After all, he's happy that he's with his current boyfriend, but sad he still misses his former...
February 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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really, their entire love triangle could be fixed if they all sleep together.
A series of smut artwork of Resh'an, Aephorul (Sea of Stars), and Specter Knight (Shovel Knight.) To the left is a threesome scenario with Resh'an, Aephorul, and Specter. To the right reveals it's an imagined scene that Resh'an dreams about. Just below Resh'an dreaming is him talking to Specter, saying, "Seriously, if Aephorul would just fuck us BOTH, it'd solve so much!" To the right is a separate image of Specter on his knees, fondling Resh'an's dick. Bottom right: A black and white picture of Past Resh'an and Aephorul, naked and tangled together in bed. They are very happy.
February 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM