Chris Schultz
theraggedyman.bsky.social
Chris Schultz
@theraggedyman.bsky.social
Just trying to keep things together. I like taking care of people's pets. 36
My nephew: "Paw-paw how was your day?"

My dad, who just came home from a cystoscopy: " Let me tell you about it."
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
5 minutes was all it took
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I decided to give shiny hunting the Z-A Legends a stab but donut rng has other plans
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Massive correction: I counted wrong. I have 10 shinies left for my living dex

Math was never my best subject
December 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
As per every year, it's time to share one of the most unhinged musical numbers from Sesame Street youtu.be/k3Cdqx1qFX8?...
Sesame Street: Oscar Hates Christmas
YouTube video by Sesame Street
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm strongly debating on whether or not I want to shiny hunt the legendary mons in Z-A. Leaning towards not shockingly.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The Home update for Legends Z-A needs to happen soonish because between 7 boxes of shinies and 15 dedicated to living dexs for both main and dlc and miscellaneous alphas, things are getting real cramped
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Nidoran F obtained via trade! 9 LEFT!
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Galarian Yamask and Runerigus caught! 10 SHINIES LEFT!
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Purrloin caught! 12 left!
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Twice in one day. That's a first
It is too early in the morning to get Whamageddon'd.

Maybe next year.
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It is too early in the morning to get Whamageddon'd.

Maybe next year.
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nickit, Wimpod, and Golisopod all caught! 13 left!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Clobbopus caught! 16 left!!
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'd judge the NPC in PLZA who can only mimic Mr. Rime but I can do a damn fine Mantine and Metagross impersonation so I am in no position judge
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Shion no Ou doesn't get talked about enough. "I killed your parents so you could POTENTIALLY get really good at shogi" is insane
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by Chris Schultz
Just because
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wonder how many people who had not seen the album cover for "Rockin' Roll Baby" by The Stylistics went into it not knowing the song was going to be about a literal baby
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Galarian Meowth obtained! 17 left!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
RIP the overload spawn exploit in Pokemon Legends Z-A. It was fun while it lasted
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Reposted by Chris Schultz
Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Decided to have tea with my Shalpha Gourgeist and was not disappointed
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My 5 year old nephew has started incorporating "bro" into his vocabulary. Still determining if that's a good or a bad thing
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's circa 2003-2004. My dad is driving me to school. I'm listening to the radio and an ad for a finale airing ABC is playing and I shit you not they were using this track (specifically at 0:41). youtu.be/1AW6-k_S-lg?...
Zoids Chaotic Century B - Track 2
YouTube video by MetalGear89
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Well I'm happy to say I've finally steadied my hand enough to give animals insulin
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM