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Dr. Raccoon
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Your friendly & offensive neighborhood Raccoon 🦝
Infinite cynicism, antifascist/anti-stupid, I do speak many languages, global citizen/invasive species.
Let me frankly tell you, Leavitt is having hardcore daddy issues not even her stone-age husband can solve. She's simply into pedophilia, loves an old guy's spanking and that's how she got the job in the first place...
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You look kinda.. high?! 😅
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The black mirror writers really must be like "you can't make that shit up anymore, I resign"
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yeah I saw that one on pornhub... Honestly? Terrible acting, I rated it 2/10 on imdb...
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Looks like depression and vitamine deficiency... 🦝
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh, this 20b defamation lawsuit is getting tough...
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As much as I love the uplifting message but why is military service the first thing they like to mention?
One of my neighbors is like 80'ish, I bring down her trash, that's service. Paid rent, gave work. Yes, I served too but that's nothing I would brag about, it was a choice...
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I wish for a 100k people to just post "quiet, piggy" in the twinkster comments
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
That's her husband, right? Age looks about correct...
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Quite a bold move for someone who merely works in Congress for 12 years...
I'm pretty sure majority leader Amazon and the anti-lobbyism committee members Tesla, Facebook, Nvidia and Palantir won't let this move go unpunished
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wait! Is there an almost equal amount of pedophiles on both sides of the aisle ?!
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Honest opinion pls @salinas.house.gov : do you think djt will sign it after it might pass the senate and will we then see the original data or manipulated, censored, highly redacted files?
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Have you seen the PRC top 11 out of 1.4b people team run after a ball...?!?!
If a country sucks at a certain sport so be it.
Football is ultra-competitive and money-driven, but saying that "we have more ppl, so bring it on" would be veeeeery embarrassing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It was a simple suggestion of staple food to have at home if possible not a "do that or die" scenario.
I can't comprehend what your teen mom life in Appalachia was like but your criticism is not even slightly constructive.
Is there anything ppl might need beside bread powder mix?! From experience..
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really don't understand this verbal aggression. We're not enemies here, we are actually trying to help people in this country who are in need.
Using origin as an "I know it better" argument isn't helping anyone.
What would a teen mom have needed at that time? Now we're talking...
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't understand the argument... You lived through hardship, OP figured some easy staples are more welcomed than complex dishes, I offered a list of stuff someone should (but might not have) at home.
If one can donate some bread mix pls do so, if you can donate flour or rice do so as well..
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Policing people on their diet?
OP literally figured out that people in need might not need the stuff we offer them in desperate times.
I simply made a list of essentials that people should have at home (in this case by donation), and your idea is... "No idea, eat cake mix, add water"... Genius move
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Point is, anything is better than instant noodles, cake mixes and toasties..
It's weird that I have to defend home cooking over pricey trash food when the point here is to make dishes more affordable.
You and me might not be relying on snap but a lot of people are, just sharing my experience 🦝🦝🦝
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hmm... I can store potatoes for a month or two np. Flour easily lasts a year, probably even longer. No root cellar, literally on the kitchen stone floor. Had maggots in the rice once, threw it, triple packed the next load in plastic bags, all good 8 months later.
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you will slice your hand open please refer to the original idea of cans with pull tabs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM