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HALO JACKALS WEARING ANUBIAN JACKAL FURSUITS WOULD GO SO HARD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Driving recklessly through high charity in a food truck dragging a big magnet inside of a wood chipper, selling the best bean chili you've ever fucking eaten in your life, call that "Holy Frijoles"

Elites at the beginning of the war: "RAAAAAAGGH, WORGHYBEDEHH"

Elites at the end of the war:

Prophets at the beginning of the human-covenant war: "Your destruction is the will of the gods, and we... are their instrument."

Prophets at the end of the human-covenant war:

"I AM A HIGH PROPHET OF THE HOLY FORERUNNERS!"
You're meal prep for a month, is what you are.

"YOU INFIDEL HUMANS SHALL NEVER SEE THE GREAT JOURNEY!"
Journey into a bento box bitch, you're getting dipped in hoisin sauce

The "hairs" on the neck wattles are actually a crystalline structure closer to sucrose than keratin, and they just melt in your mouth. You can just bite the dangly things off and start chewin. The inside is crispy like pork cracklins. INSANELY edible species.

This guys bones are almost exactly the consistency of kettle-cooked potato chips and he's high in protein and omega-3's

You can actually straight up eat prophets raw, as long as you dice or blend them fine enough to destroy any parasites, kinda like sushi. Totally safe to eat. Taste is salty and weirdly citrusy, but they're kinda oily, so maybe bring some bread for dipping.

What would I turn a San'shyuum into, you ask?
Easy: homemade kombucha

I'm literally always saying shit like this

i dont know who made this one and would like to

Good evening ying nation