Nightshift warehouse job loading trucks. Quit part way into my first shift and decided to pursue higher education lol.

Disabling the'Eject baby' feature feature requires a subscription to Snoo Plus.

Witnessed someone today claiming the 'new' version of the Alpbabet Song that slows down the LMNOP part to help kids distinguish the individual letters is woke.

New virus that fixes your posture and improves eyesight rapidly spreading globally.

Yeah Yeah Yeaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hooeys

The speed at which the Internet constantly demands new content has increased significantly. Compare something like All Your Base to whatever viral trend lasts a week or less on tiktok today. AI generated stuff usually sucks but it feeds that Churn.

Most people are looking at these on a tiny phone screen and probably only for like a second before reacting and scrolling on.

Monkey's Paw curls and Elon makes a call

Me listening to my coworkers talk about their favorite movies of the year which are all direct to streaming Chris Pratt action movies.

Every time he got involved with the campaign after the DNC it ended up creating a negative story that went viral on right wing media. The MAGA hat, saying he'd like to slap Trump's ass, the garbage comment...

Is the expectation that the homeless will all just disappear, beam back up to the mothership?

Wrong, no one will admit they were wrong and billions will be poured into spreading disinfo as things get worse. Conspiracies about Soros weather machines and scapegoating of various disenfranchised groups will become more common and people will vote for fascists who promise easy solutions.

Please @Oscars just give this man the participation medal he demands or we'll never hear the end of it.

Won't happen but yeah, that's what a competent party not lead by narcissists born in the 1940s might do.