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Queen Sphene Her Jubilant
@thequeensphene.bsky.social
Queen of Reason, businesswoman, entrepreneur, compassionate ruler over her people, and innovator of products to help your everyday life.
Today's words of wisdom
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Your Queen has sat down and done a tell all interview on the many highs and more highs of my career, to help give tips and tricks so you too can be almost as successful, but not more than your beloved Queen Sphene. Be sure to tune in when it premiers on #SPHE-TV
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
7.5 confirmed my people. 👀💛💚🩵
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Who needs a red carpet when you're Sphene? 💅💅💅
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Join me and @frostedbiticles.bsky.social , Demi Claus as we sit down and go over the list of who's been naughty and nice this year!

We will ensure everyone receives the best gifts possible, and only the most severe and efficient CBT for those on the naughty list!

Sphenemas Greetings from us!
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ho Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays this beloved Sphenemas my people! May you be blessed by me, Queen Sphene as we get closer and closer to the most joyous day of the year!
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My new business idea for all my beloved Hrothgars out there
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Also don't forget when you mail your holiday gifts to your family and friends to use United Sphene Postal Service. Guaranteed to arrive to it's destination with minimal injuries or deaths during transit!

Don't delay, your loved ones gifts are just a Sphene away!
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Save up for your holiday spending for gifts and more for your family and friends with SPHE-COIN. For every purchase you make on your CapitalSphene credit card, you'll receive 1% back in SPHE coin to use on spending more!

SPHE Coin made by the wonderful @harpocrates.bsky.social before
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My people when they see me walk down the street
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
*judges you in Sphene*

Absolutely stunning Sphene meme of the Frieren meme going around, courtesy of the very talented @lunarlion.bsky.social

Now you too can see what your Queen looks like from below as she gazes into the sky.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We all have that one person who needs to be told this. Tell them today.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When times get hard, just remember
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Imagine liking a post of Queen Sphene and not following her. Sphene sees all
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sometimes we all need a day
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I mean she was the one spit roasted so...
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Remember my people
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Your mom was a saint my dear Luther. However your friend from school.

Let's just say she is the reason why Limsa had to get a brand new blitzball team, because too many goals were being made on Katherine
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sphene doesn't do gay crimes. She is the crime 💅💅💅
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Some history for my people to learn today. Your Queen bids you a glorious weekend my beloved people.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Pour a glass for Sphene to celebrate the holidays with your favorite Queen.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Remember my people this famous saying as we enter the holiday season.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Attention people of Alexandria and beyond...

it's TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

Ring in the holidays with your favorite Queen here to get you in the Sphenemas spirit!

Sphenes official Court Painter @harpocrates.bsky.social created this at #hrothmarket! Let us ring in the season together my people! 🎄❤️🖤
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
For the final #hrothmarket your Queen wanted to go and take memorable photos of her favorite people she's met over my short time being the Queen of #hrothmarket.

I just want to say how warm hy heart gets seeing so many fabulous people come together and have a good time. Your Queen loves you all!
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM