The Puppetman 🎩💀
@thepuppetman.bsky.social
Ace | Non-Binary | NY | 33 | Asocial but thriving. Puppets, carnivorous plants, and dapper demons fuel my chaos. Somewhere between Muppet and mischief-maker. (Icon by @khazrablood.bsky.social ❤️)
Finally pre-ordered Metroid Prime 4 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Finally pre-ordered Metroid Prime 4 🥰
oh no
im starting to develop a hyperfixation on radar/antenna equipment and how they work/function
im starting to develop a hyperfixation on radar/antenna equipment and how they work/function
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
oh no
im starting to develop a hyperfixation on radar/antenna equipment and how they work/function
im starting to develop a hyperfixation on radar/antenna equipment and how they work/function
I love this shirt so fucking much. Everyone needs to know how much I love my armored bois.
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I love this shirt so fucking much. Everyone needs to know how much I love my armored bois.
Coworker: "Hey can you do this thing that isn't your job?"
Me: *Autoreply stating I'm On PTO*
Coworker 20 mins later: "Hey I hope you didn't waste time doing that thing the customer gave us what we needed."
Me: *Autoreply stating I'm On PTO*
Coworker 20 mins later: "Hey I hope you didn't waste time doing that thing the customer gave us what we needed."
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Coworker: "Hey can you do this thing that isn't your job?"
Me: *Autoreply stating I'm On PTO*
Coworker 20 mins later: "Hey I hope you didn't waste time doing that thing the customer gave us what we needed."
Me: *Autoreply stating I'm On PTO*
Coworker 20 mins later: "Hey I hope you didn't waste time doing that thing the customer gave us what we needed."
the more i look at berdly the more i fall in love
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the more i look at berdly the more i fall in love
Just got new keycaps and switches and wow the backlighting for my keyboard is even prettier now 😌
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just got new keycaps and switches and wow the backlighting for my keyboard is even prettier now 😌
"Where is this account"
*Account notes*: "Account can be found here."
The answer to your question is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
*Account notes*: "Account can be found here."
The answer to your question is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Where is this account"
*Account notes*: "Account can be found here."
The answer to your question is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
*Account notes*: "Account can be found here."
The answer to your question is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
Ivy decided she's gonna sleep inside our couch loooool
September 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ivy decided she's gonna sleep inside our couch loooool
Bruh lmao I'm falling for tenny before I've even had a chance to play deltarune.
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bruh lmao I'm falling for tenny before I've even had a chance to play deltarune.
Holy shit all my sarracenia are filling up with wasps 😂
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Holy shit all my sarracenia are filling up with wasps 😂
lmao South Park fucking nailed this Shin Chan reference
September 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
lmao South Park fucking nailed this Shin Chan reference
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Three pounds of taffy is a totally normal amount to buy
August 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Three pounds of taffy is a totally normal amount to buy
My phone fell out of my pocket and hit the wall of the Spinning UFO ride (which spins at 82mph) and it got dented. Tbh it could've been worse knowing those speeds lol
August 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My phone fell out of my pocket and hit the wall of the Spinning UFO ride (which spins at 82mph) and it got dented. Tbh it could've been worse knowing those speeds lol
Lmao genuinely surprised my Nokia N8 still works. Plus my entire old music library is on here 😂
August 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Lmao genuinely surprised my Nokia N8 still works. Plus my entire old music library is on here 😂
Me, receiving 5 meeting invites in under a minute:
August 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me, receiving 5 meeting invites in under a minute:
Gosh my one sarracenia flava v. atropurpurea is putting out so much sticky nectar. Glad it's actually happy in my weird partial-sun setup.
August 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Gosh my one sarracenia flava v. atropurpurea is putting out so much sticky nectar. Glad it's actually happy in my weird partial-sun setup.
Me at 15:00: Just gonna take a quick nap
Me waking up at 21:00:
Me waking up at 21:00:
August 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me at 15:00: Just gonna take a quick nap
Me waking up at 21:00:
Me waking up at 21:00:
when I see a demon/monster chara wearing a top hat its game over for me
August 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
when I see a demon/monster chara wearing a top hat its game over for me
*me seeing dapper demon doodles on wplace (dot) live*
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
*me seeing dapper demon doodles on wplace (dot) live*
whoever did the Samurai logo in Onondaga....I love you
August 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
whoever did the Samurai logo in Onondaga....I love you