Ohhh….Yes!
On Wednesdays….we….Yeah!…I know…”whip our back n forth”
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(I would so fire up a fat cigar and get “naughty” with you on Wednesdays)
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6 x 60 is acceptable…a minimum I now smoke.
7 x 70 is an ideal masturbation stick…8 x 80 is the ideal “cigarsex” stick…

Everything else larger…is called “BONUS CUMFEST”
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Now complete the look…an 8 x 80 in your jaw.
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I have several titles in mind…
Symphony #3 in C Minor (The Organ Symphony)

Fanfare and Allegro

Esprit de Corps

Young Person’s Guide to the Orchestra

Savannah River Holiday

Praise Jerusalem

Those are just a few I have in my iTunes library.
Enjoy!

DAMN!

I need an 8 x 80 now!

FUCK!

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I’ve known you for how long?

You NEVER leave your house without a diaper on.

This is not news to me “pup”

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Ooooo….I’m intimidated by this.

A punk…and cigars.

Yes!!!

YES CHAIR FORCE!
THE ONLY WAY AIRMAN GET SEAMEN!
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(you set yourself up for that one numbnuts)
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That’s easy!
SURGE ENTERTAINMENT BY DREW BREES!

…Run by MAGA Owners…yet exploits the $$$ from the “n’s”
(don’t make me explain 1840’s Louisiana…it’ll make MLK roll over in his grave).

*drops mic and walks away*

You can’t intimidate me pup…
For I am PUPPY JEDI MASTER APOLLO!

…but you look cute
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I do that quite nicely in my dead truck…I just wish I could do that in LIVE ACTUON!
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Ooooo….not naked…but still “seductive”
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I’d love to see you naked like this…with a big fat cigar in your jaw.

…but that’s just me thinking outloud.
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If you were here…I’d force feed you cigars…till your lungs can’t handle it anymore.
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I know you do…I can feel your lust in The Force.
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