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thepolyorchid
@thepolyorchid.bsky.social
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LFC season ticket holder & dad to 2 beautiful girls. Bad guitarist. Soft spot for @altrinchamfc, #BillsMafia & #GoLeafs. @thefabians @humanists_uk. Woke isn’t a pejorative term. Not a fan of Tories, Elon Musk, Farage or sportswashing. Never kissed a Tory….
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🎶”An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
Judgment day the second coming arrives.
Before you see the light you must die.”🎶
The pope having a sing…
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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We had to say goodbye to our beloved Kylo this morning. He was just the best dog…. My best mate. Absolutely heartbroken.
Red fox Labrador lying in a meadow panting Red fox Labrador sitting in a kitchen
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Dear me. The first email just arrived, and it's beyond abysmal. Truly the Daily Heil of sports jOuRnaLiSm.…
Meme showing a cartoon child picking their nose with the text “I’m a Journalism”
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Quote with a 10/10 album.
Album cover of Justin Currie’s solo album, “What is love for?”, depicting an internal shot of a flat with wooden floors, and a man sat staring away from the camera at a breakfast table
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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The yorkies are served…….
Four Yorkshire puddings, just out of the oven
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Beautiful. Here’s my mad lad, Kylo
Red fox Labrador sat on a grey tiled kitchen floor
September 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Enjoy your weekends, fellow reds…….
The reds are top of the league! Retro / ceefax style premier league table showing Liverpool top of the league with 15 points from 5 games.
September 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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The mighty redmen start our 50th European campaign tonight….. come on lads!!! #LFC
Collage of Liverpool’s 50 years in European competition
September 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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😂😂😂😂😂
Stats showing Liverpool battered Thug FC at Turf Moor this afternoon
September 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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We did ok against a bunch of groks….
Stats showing how Liverpool battered Thug FC at Turf Moor this afternoon, despite only winning 1-0
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Micah Richards : A draw was a fair result.

Ignoring the fact that Thug FC should have been down to 10 men for the majority of that match, I’d say Liverpool just about edged it…… 😂
Stats for Liverpool FC battering Thug FC at Turf Moor this afternoon.
September 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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A brilliant t-shirt from @tufac.bsky.social in these weird times. And that guy was a full on cunt, by the way.
Image or a black t-shirt with an upside down flag (which appears to be a US flag) with the text “Nazi Lives Don’t Matter”. Because they don’t.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Kylo says hello….
Red fox Labrador lying down in a meadow, panting.
August 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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A fantastic image. Truly the tears of a clown…..
Joelinton crying as he walks off the field after injuring himself while trying to injure Liverpool players
August 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Has anyone tried turning the USA off and on again at the plug?
Screenshot of a mobile phone lock screen with Anfield stadium in the background and an alert from Forbes reading “NASA is prepping to build Trump a nuclear reactor on the moon.”
August 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I love hypocrisy…..
Daily Heil (the paper with a history of being nazi-tolerant) article with a headline saying “Daily Mail MORE STORIES EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon tells Everton he will NOT return to the club after missing three days of training in a stand-off to force his £55m move to Newcastle through, with the clubs yet to agree a fee”
August 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Some little wankers kicked through our back fence last night. No doubt broke up from school, had a can of fosters and got all brave when nobody was home. Deform-voting-parent glue-sniffing gobshites……
Fence panel kicked through by some sad little virgin
July 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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7 years of having the best keeper in the world as of today. What a fella he is?! #AB1
Alisson Becker making an amazing diving save. As he does.
July 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Picture of a charter sat on a chair with the phrase “y tho” spoken by the character.
July 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Love this…..
Photo of the Liverpool crowd at Preston North End away with a Red banner with 6 white European cups on it that reads “Those Were The Days My Friend YNWA DIOGO” in white block capitals
July 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Well, I’m sending you all the very best from here. As is my mischievous mad boy……
Soppy red fox Labrador lay on a sofa……
June 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Full credit to the ever wonderful @tufac.bsky.social ……
A spoof recaptcha verification grid full of Deform Limited wankers, including Adolf Farage and LeeAnderthal, asking the user to “Select all squares with bastards. Click verify once there are none left.” Because they’re all bastards.
May 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Probably utter horseshit, but……
A tweet saying “12:05 Post •• Follow Bayern Space ® @BayernSpace I'm breaking my silence for this one tweet because there's far too much misinformation circulating around Florian Wirtz, and it's creating a wave of false hope within the Bayern fanbase that simply doesn't reflect the reality behind the scenes. Florian Wirtz will not be joining Bayern Munich, and there is no version of events where this transfer happens anymore. That is the clear information coming from those directly involved, and it has been internally accepted at the club for quite some time now. I'm not here to gain anything from this, and everyone is free to believe what they want, but the information I've shared over the past week has consistently been confirmed piece by piece, including the internal dispute between Hans Wirtz and the Bayern board, as well as the strategic PR campaign that followed, carried out by the usual Bayern-aligned reporters who essentially confirmed everything in their softened language to protect the club's image. From the beginning, Hans Wirtz was in contact with Bayern officials, particularly Uli Hoeneß, and while there was a mutual agreement on contractual terms in the event Florian would decide to join, it was never an exclusive commitment. The family had made it clear they would listen to offers from other top clubs before making a final decision, yet Bayern ignored this and prematurely pushed out a narrative through their media allies suggesting that Wirtz had already chosen” A second tweet saying “…12:06 4 Munich and would only consider them. That attempt to pressure Leverkusen into lowering the transfer fee was not only transparent but deeply disrespectful, and it severely damaged the relationship with the Wirtz family. What followed were direct talks with Manchester City and Liverpool. Pep Guardiola had been personally pushing for months, and while City remained genuinely interested, the combination of high financial demands and Florian's lingering indecisiveness ultimately led them to step back from the deal. Liverpool, on the other hand, increased their efforts and left a far stronger impression on Florian and his family. Arne Slot's tactical presentation, the club's vision, and the personal approach taken during discussions made a clear impact. In comparison, Vincent Kompany's plan came across as underwhelming and failed to convince Wirtz that Bayern could offer him the right role from a tactical perspective, which only reinforced his decision to turn away from Bayern's project. The choice not to join Bayern has already been formally communicated to the board. The reason it hasn't been made public yet is due to Bayern's ongoing efforts to manage the narrative and prepare a controlled PR rollout that helps soften the blow. That explains the unusually tense and visibly frustrated tone of Uli Hoeneß in his recent interview, where he subtly acknowledged Liverpool's involvement. Out of respect for Bayern's long-standing interest, the Wirtz family agreed to hold off on announcing Florian's decision for…” A third tweet saying “…controlled PR rollout that helps soften the blow. That explains the unusually tense and visibly frustrated tone of Uli Hoeneß in his recent interview, where he subtly acknowledged Liverpool's involvement. Out of respect for Bayern's long-standing interest, the Wirtz family agreed to hold off on announcing Florian's decision for a few more days, despite being deeply dissatisfied with the tactics used by Bayern in recent weeks. The respect is still there, but the trust has been broken. There was also brief internal consideration from Real Madrid, but that has now faded. They neither have the current need for Wirtz's profile nor the financial and strategic bandwidth to move quickly, while Florian has made it clear he wants clarity about his future and intends to finalize everything within a tight timeframe. It's also worth mentioning that Bayern had quietly been working on a potential signing of Juliane Wirtz, Florian's sister, from Werder Bremen for their women's team. That move was intended to help him settle more comfortably in Munich. Negotiations with Bremen were already advanced, and contract details had been worked out, but that idea has now been completely shelved. The cancellation of that plan is yet another clear indicator that Bayern themselves know the transfer for Florian has collapsed.”
May 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Table of major trophies won by English football clubs
May 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Bit late, but what a photo……
Liverpool players jumping with Alisson Becker as he celebrates scoring the winning goal away at West Brom in 2021
May 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM