Putting two fitted sheets in the dryer to see who'd win

When I'm napping and someone drapes the earth's crust over me

Hey @npr.org / @/bbc , I don't think it's accurate to keep saying that being against fascism is a "far left" ideology. Hosts continue to call antifa a "far-left movement" when it's really neither.

If ants ever figure out they can just bite through thin layers of plastic I am screwed

Guys, a girl sent me a friend request on discord today and we happen to share a niche interest by both being on the same obscure, public discord server together. I've never sent a message on that server so it must be fate. I think this is my chance.

Who's gonna tell him

Telling myself I'm just not taking walks right now because I dont want to burn out before the Kingdom Hearts phone game comes out.

Hi I'm just posting so that last post isn't the first one people see on my profile for the next few months while I lurk again, hope y'all are having a good one and also have diversified investments in case the US economy crashes!

So Krispy Kreme only made green donuts over the weekend for st pattys day or something. The amount of food coloring they used could not have been good for me.

Anyways, the end result this morning has me wondering if I can turn my body into a factory that produces a specific hex coded color.

People be idolizing catgirls but can you get used to when they stop, stare into an empty corner of the room, then sprint back and forth across the house? Don't even get me started on when she decides the hug has been long enough so she punches you in the gut and blames you for it.

he’s so cool

Here's a tip for my grandparents but y'all can hear it too: please be extremely wary whenever a news organization tells you how to feel or what they feel.

Hannah Montana Linux is the Nerf of operating systems (I will not elaborate)

I'm late on finding this but this tweet is fantastic

im slidin in your dms like

Any reddit comment I agree with was written by a wise human being with lots of life experience and/or industry knowledge in their spare time. Any other reddit comment is made by major corporation or foreign political party and they're trying to manipulate me, but I won't be fooled, I'm different.

yes I write like a bot fight me (dont fight me)

Always wishin I was fishin, this game hyper-targeted me. Love the Animal Crossing Wild World vibes.