Why does my cat hate Northernlion?

I can't believe the guys who wrote "Witchy Woman" are also about to win the superbowl

Fun fact: There are approximately 370 days in a year.

Pronouns aren't just things you can apply to yourself as you please. They are given by the National Pronoun Gacha system and if you get an ultra rare pronoun you can turn it in for gender points and the person with the highest gender level is gay president.

You haven't been properly inducted into the polycule until they've invited you to their minecraft server. I don't make the rules.