Bryan Platt (he/him)
@theplatts.com
A kid from a fishing village in Alaska who is regularly astounded by his good fortune.
It was a GREAT album
September 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It was a GREAT album
It was the right call, given the precedent from last season. I was impressed that Piastri didn’t spend 20 laps whining about it, and understood that letting Norris by sooner was better than later
September 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It was the right call, given the precedent from last season. I was impressed that Piastri didn’t spend 20 laps whining about it, and understood that letting Norris by sooner was better than later
45 for sure, a couple I can’t remember for sure.
September 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
45 for sure, a couple I can’t remember for sure.
As an adult I GET that. As the kid I was then, I did NOT see any of that
July 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
As an adult I GET that. As the kid I was then, I did NOT see any of that
I was WEARING glasses while reading this and had to go back to verify it ISN’T a film projector!
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I was WEARING glasses while reading this and had to go back to verify it ISN’T a film projector!
I had to mow my parents lawn the a COAST GUARD SURPLUS rotary mower!
Somehow I never found the joy in the chore that several others have expressed
Somehow I never found the joy in the chore that several others have expressed
July 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I had to mow my parents lawn the a COAST GUARD SURPLUS rotary mower!
Somehow I never found the joy in the chore that several others have expressed
Somehow I never found the joy in the chore that several others have expressed
OMG, speechless!!
That was AMAZING!
That was AMAZING!
July 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
OMG, speechless!!
That was AMAZING!
That was AMAZING!
It was smart, funny, sad, everything
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It was smart, funny, sad, everything
That sounds sad, I hope you get chances again in the future
May 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
That sounds sad, I hope you get chances again in the future
This checks out: the man is nearly always the fiasco
May 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This checks out: the man is nearly always the fiasco
Didn’t a higher percentage of GenX vote for him than had previously!?!? Doesn’t seem to be a “young people” problem to me as us GenX folks are OLD now
Like you started to say before you got sidetracked with a generational slap, “a people don’t like to THINK problem”
Like you started to say before you got sidetracked with a generational slap, “a people don’t like to THINK problem”
May 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Didn’t a higher percentage of GenX vote for him than had previously!?!? Doesn’t seem to be a “young people” problem to me as us GenX folks are OLD now
Like you started to say before you got sidetracked with a generational slap, “a people don’t like to THINK problem”
Like you started to say before you got sidetracked with a generational slap, “a people don’t like to THINK problem”
The thing is, you can’t JUST monitor for immigrants (and they certainly don’t want to). They’re watching it ALL, building their lists, planning for when they think it’s safe to take ANY of us out
April 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The thing is, you can’t JUST monitor for immigrants (and they certainly don’t want to). They’re watching it ALL, building their lists, planning for when they think it’s safe to take ANY of us out
Yeah, you need to get to at LEAST 130 before the fun kicks in!
<grin>
Also, I was on a race track
<grin>
Also, I was on a race track
April 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yeah, you need to get to at LEAST 130 before the fun kicks in!
<grin>
Also, I was on a race track
<grin>
Also, I was on a race track
Even the penguins are gearing up!
April 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Even the penguins are gearing up!
Sometimes I have GREAT conversations with people on the lifts. This one SEEMED like it was headed that way (he was a coach for a team at the USCSA National Championships) and then he swerved unexpectedly
March 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Sometimes I have GREAT conversations with people on the lifts. This one SEEMED like it was headed that way (he was a coach for a team at the USCSA National Championships) and then he swerved unexpectedly
I had some shmuck ask me if I was a christian and then give his testimony on a ski lift this week!!!
Much longer and one of us was getting out of the chair early
Much longer and one of us was getting out of the chair early
March 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I had some shmuck ask me if I was a christian and then give his testimony on a ski lift this week!!!
Much longer and one of us was getting out of the chair early
Much longer and one of us was getting out of the chair early
You and the “Fuck of February” person are my HEROES!!!!!!
January 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You and the “Fuck of February” person are my HEROES!!!!!!
What you said (before I could)
November 26, 2024 at 5:37 AM
What you said (before I could)