when I buy a salad for lunch at work, I have started to order it as a wrap, because while a wrap is a downgrade from a sandwich/burger, it’s an upgrade from a salad

I think you’re right, all those stories of people who lied on resumes and pretended to know what they were doing until they actually did kind of co-opted it

I bought it! And the cat tv pin and a mug 🥰

thank you for sharing. Sending you tons of love!

I don’t think so because Knives Out is already silly. It wouldn’t benefit that much from the muppet treatment. Muppet Agatha Christie stuff would be a much better use of Muppets

Stuff like this usually makes me lose it too and I lost my family cat 5 years ago❤️❤️❤️❤️

USERS?!?!?!

God damn them, THATS HOW INSURANCE *WORKS*!!!!!! Low payout risk people subsidize high payout risk people! All insurance works this way!!! Especially group health insurance like with a business. That’s also why it tends to be cheaper for each person in the group! BASTARDS!!!

When I was in personal injury, a question like that would have been shot down no question. No judge I encountered would ever uphold that discovery request

sounds awesome

exactly the point of the money is to not have to work anymore so you can live the life you want. And that’s so little money in the grand scheme of things compared to what they have. 5 million is a *fortune*

“I wasn’t feeling a romantic connection but would love to still hang out and be friends” is the most basic fucking sentiment in the universe. It’s *already* copy and paste language. That someone couldn’t utter that thought without Chat GPT is horrifying

whaaaaaat? Learned something new today!

Given your history as a top performer there I hope they’ve promoted you to management

donated! Happy to help cats of all kinds😁

I dunno that he was talking about “as a person”, I’m pretty sure he meant as a stand-up comedian, shitty people can still write good jokes. That’s why he brought up references to cancel culture, speaking particularly to their acts, as opposed to their personal life

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Just remember we love your art and remind yourself whatever you make, *someone’s* gonna love it! I hope you feel better soon.

I mean I bought a throw blanket with your art on it specifically for my cat to sit on so they’ll have to arrest us both