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Pixel Jack
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Level: 34
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"Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies.” — Homer
Got sick. Recovering with the best medicine I know: Hong Kong action cinema.
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Here you go:
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I saw JJK: Execution (very good compilation movie) and bought a Wicked cup. I know I said I was done with these popcorn buckets, but never said anything about cups!
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Now seated for:
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
As soon as this float came on TV I got a notification that $200 had been withdrawn from my account.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Now seated for:
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Now seated for:
(And drinking)
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Now seated for:
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Now seated for:
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I don’t know why, but this made me laugh.
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Now seated for:
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Bury me with this.
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
NYCC DAY 2: The Revenge (of my ankles)
October 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Now seated for:
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The cure to male loneliness? Messaging out of context screenshots of DiCaprio and Del Toro from "One Battle After Another" to other guys with the caption, "He's just like me fr."
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“But why now? Why not 20 years ago?”
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s a damn shame people are calling this Tilly thing the first artificial actress. How quickly we as a society have forgotten the trailblazer that was Aki Ross. You know, the star of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within? We love her work, don’t we folks? I’m sure Tilly will be just as successful.
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Do yourself a favor and watch two of the best Labor Day classics: “Blue Collar,” (1978) directed by Paul Schrader and “Bae Association” S4E15 of “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine,” directed by LeVar Burton.
September 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Now seated for:
August 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Criterion Channel’s “90’s Soundtrack Movies” collection has been hit-and-miss in terms of quality, but it’s been a godsend for my Spotify playlist.
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Even the bad reviews have me excited!
July 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My initial thought on Superman 2025:

For the first time while watching a James Gunn movie I thought to myself, “Yeah, this was definitely written by the same guy who wrote the Scooby Doo movies,” and I don’t even mean that in a bad way. 

Full review coming soon.

Stay tuned!
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I gotta start watching good movies again.
June 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM