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The Aznian
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I make music nobody likes.
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Times like this I wish she could drive. Had to loosen my belt.
a cartoon of a woman pointing at a very fat man
Alt: POV: Me leaving my girl’s mama’s house
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December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Took us an hour and 30 minutes to get down here and she already wanna leave 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
She legit mad her mama cooked Christmas dinner for me specifically

Been calling me a spoiled brat all damn day

Every time her mama not looking:
a lion from the lion king making a funny face with its tongue out .
ALT: a lion from the lion king making a funny face with its tongue out .
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December 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
At the mrs’ mama house and if she was anymore green with envy she’d be the Grinch
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
77 degrees and I couldn’t be happier
What’s the temperature in your city today?
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by The Aznian
Billy and Mandy - Destroy Us All [DJ Woozie Jersey Club Remix] youtu.be/DOAt3-ifn7w?...
Billy and Mandy - Destroy Us All [DJ Woozie Jersey Club Remix]
YouTube video by DJ Woozie
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December 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I wonder what that Ghanaian Noah dude is doing right now
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The crazy thing is someone expects us to be down the road by noon but she has yet to get up out the bed
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Temps in the 70s for Christmas.
The lord answered my prayers.
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I really don’t like driving on Christmas Day but the mrs can’t drive and she insists on heading down the road to her mama’s house.
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the ps one
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Murry Crimmus
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
HOW TF DO YOU HIT A PARKED CAR??!

Shit wasn’t even on!
Wasn’t even moving!
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
She literally JUST finished paying this car off. Said they just handed her the title TODAY.
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Some dickface just rear-ended my mama in her parked car…

I am so fuckin pissed off
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I went ahead and fully migrated✅
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ate a whole gummy and woke up a full day later
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Finally found a combination that will satiate my cravings. Wish I would’ve thought of it yesterday.
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I can’t go nowhere without students finding me
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Stg, if I want this woman to get up all I have to do is lay down and close my eyes. The second I try to settle in for a nap she suddenly remembers everything she needs to do and has to do it exactly when I’m trying to sleep.
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And just like that, an entire dream world disappeared.

One knock on the door for something that could’ve been a text and I’m pulled all the way awake.
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The trip is over and we’re back at the house. For some reason my mind keeps trying to tell me that there’s work I should be doing even when there is none.
December 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m at the point where I’ve forgotten how old I am
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her talk this fast
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
They have land for sale out here
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM