The Aznian
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I make music nobody likes.
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Pinned
Times like this I wish she could drive. Had to loosen my belt.
a cartoon of a woman pointing at a very fat man
Alt: POV: Me leaving my girl’s mama’s house
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December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Times like this I wish she could drive. Had to loosen my belt.
Took us an hour and 30 minutes to get down here and she already wanna leave 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Took us an hour and 30 minutes to get down here and she already wanna leave 🤣
She legit mad her mama cooked Christmas dinner for me specifically
Been calling me a spoiled brat all damn day
Every time her mama not looking:
Been calling me a spoiled brat all damn day
Every time her mama not looking:
a lion from the lion king making a funny face with its tongue out .
ALT: a lion from the lion king making a funny face with its tongue out .
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December 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
She legit mad her mama cooked Christmas dinner for me specifically
Been calling me a spoiled brat all damn day
Every time her mama not looking:
Been calling me a spoiled brat all damn day
Every time her mama not looking:
At the mrs’ mama house and if she was anymore green with envy she’d be the Grinch
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
At the mrs’ mama house and if she was anymore green with envy she’d be the Grinch
77 degrees and I couldn’t be happier
What’s the temperature in your city today?
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
77 degrees and I couldn’t be happier
Reposted by The Aznian
Billy and Mandy - Destroy Us All [DJ Woozie Jersey Club Remix] youtu.be/DOAt3-ifn7w?...
Billy and Mandy - Destroy Us All [DJ Woozie Jersey Club Remix]
YouTube video by DJ Woozie
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December 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Billy and Mandy - Destroy Us All [DJ Woozie Jersey Club Remix] youtu.be/DOAt3-ifn7w?...
I wonder what that Ghanaian Noah dude is doing right now
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I wonder what that Ghanaian Noah dude is doing right now
The crazy thing is someone expects us to be down the road by noon but she has yet to get up out the bed
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The crazy thing is someone expects us to be down the road by noon but she has yet to get up out the bed
Temps in the 70s for Christmas.
The lord answered my prayers.
The lord answered my prayers.
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Temps in the 70s for Christmas.
The lord answered my prayers.
The lord answered my prayers.
I really don’t like driving on Christmas Day but the mrs can’t drive and she insists on heading down the road to her mama’s house.
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I really don’t like driving on Christmas Day but the mrs can’t drive and she insists on heading down the road to her mama’s house.
HOW TF DO YOU HIT A PARKED CAR??!
Shit wasn’t even on!
Wasn’t even moving!
Shit wasn’t even on!
Wasn’t even moving!
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
HOW TF DO YOU HIT A PARKED CAR??!
Shit wasn’t even on!
Wasn’t even moving!
Shit wasn’t even on!
Wasn’t even moving!
She literally JUST finished paying this car off. Said they just handed her the title TODAY.
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
She literally JUST finished paying this car off. Said they just handed her the title TODAY.
Some dickface just rear-ended my mama in her parked car…
I am so fuckin pissed off
I am so fuckin pissed off
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some dickface just rear-ended my mama in her parked car…
I am so fuckin pissed off
I am so fuckin pissed off
I went ahead and fully migrated✅
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I went ahead and fully migrated✅
Ate a whole gummy and woke up a full day later
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ate a whole gummy and woke up a full day later
Finally found a combination that will satiate my cravings. Wish I would’ve thought of it yesterday.
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Finally found a combination that will satiate my cravings. Wish I would’ve thought of it yesterday.
I can’t go nowhere without students finding me
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I can’t go nowhere without students finding me
Stg, if I want this woman to get up all I have to do is lay down and close my eyes. The second I try to settle in for a nap she suddenly remembers everything she needs to do and has to do it exactly when I’m trying to sleep.
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Stg, if I want this woman to get up all I have to do is lay down and close my eyes. The second I try to settle in for a nap she suddenly remembers everything she needs to do and has to do it exactly when I’m trying to sleep.
And just like that, an entire dream world disappeared.
One knock on the door for something that could’ve been a text and I’m pulled all the way awake.
One knock on the door for something that could’ve been a text and I’m pulled all the way awake.
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And just like that, an entire dream world disappeared.
One knock on the door for something that could’ve been a text and I’m pulled all the way awake.
One knock on the door for something that could’ve been a text and I’m pulled all the way awake.
The trip is over and we’re back at the house. For some reason my mind keeps trying to tell me that there’s work I should be doing even when there is none.
December 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The trip is over and we’re back at the house. For some reason my mind keeps trying to tell me that there’s work I should be doing even when there is none.
I’m at the point where I’ve forgotten how old I am
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m at the point where I’ve forgotten how old I am
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her talk this fast
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her talk this fast
They have land for sale out here
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They have land for sale out here