Getting that under 300 characters sucked so I mostly just gave up and left the first sentence of the post. Fuck it. I'm tired

Also now I have to post enough to cover that comment up. No one wants to be the crazy lady who lets groundhogs and beavers sleep in her bed.

Shhh... that's where Agnes actually sleeps at night. But it's bad form to admit you let a beaver sleep in your bed.

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