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Jess
@thephxnestjess.bsky.social
Exhausted co-host of The Phoenix Nest: Romance Review Podcast
Of course I didn’t take any photos but please enjoy this photo of me having A Blast™️ moderating at the Tucson Festival of Books! I met so many wonderful authors and listeners of my podcast. My heart is full, my feet are tired, and I am eternally grateful that this is my life!
March 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I was just reminded of the time a hook up ghosted me two day after I brought a nice oscillating tower fan to her apartment. I lost out on a good time AND a nice ass fan. Jokes on her though. I kept the remote to the fan.
February 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s 81° the week before Christmas. I’m not feeling very festive.
December 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
When you try to type “knitting” but you fumble and type “knotting” in a text to your mom…
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 AM
As someone who works in self storage, this sign isn’t just an accurate representation of my current personal state but also my work state.
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I’ve had the longest week of my life and I still have another day of work. Please excuse me if I listen to the same comfort read multiple times this week. I need it.
November 23, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I cut the cord and deleted my X account yesterday. I spent the entire day today doing everything except doomscrolling. Is this how I fix my mental health?
November 15, 2024 at 1:27 AM
This book has my soul in a vice grip. I finished it Saturday morning before leaving my bed and I’ve spent the time since thinking of nothing but this beautifully told story of love and war and magic typewriters.
August 6, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Every day I come to work and contemplate quitting. I just want to read romances and write my book and not question my company’s ethics!
July 28, 2023 at 4:17 PM
One of my biggest sensory issues is feeling like my hands are dirty. I want nothing more than to wash them but my water is off due to an underground leak. Someone please trade hands with me until it’s fixed! 😭
July 25, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Reskeet with a picture and your age -

37… when did that happen?!
July 11, 2023 at 2:50 PM
All day I sat in my office dreaming about going home and reading. Now that I’m home, I want to lay in bed and just breathe until I fall asleep.
July 7, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Last night I couldn’t find Beef when the fireworks started. The pushed out bin of books led me to his old hiding spot. Poor guy is too big and can’t move until he pushes a bin out!
July 5, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Oliver acts like the fireworks are my fault and I must stop them immediately.
July 5, 2023 at 4:01 AM
I completed my homework and cried about it but it’s done. Lesson learned? Don’t wait to the day it’s due to work on it! Will this be the last time? Absolutely not. I don’t learn from my lessons.
July 3, 2023 at 1:58 AM
What’s with 400+ page contemporary romances? When did we start being okay with this? Bring back the tight 330 page romances! Your girls attention span can’t handle this life!
July 2, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Last week of this term and people are still writing 6 paragraph discussion posts?! Y’all get the final dregs of my thoughts on the subject and we’ll be happy with the single paragraph I can spew out.
June 25, 2023 at 5:45 PM