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Mwendwa.philip
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He/him. There used to be more future. Not a professional account.
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Customer service is my passion
A glass door to a vintage clothing store. Written on the window: “opening hours check google”
March 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
*CORRECTION* THIS IS THE MOST 2025 HEADLINE
Headline in The Guardian that reads “Soldier who exploded Cybertruck in Las Vegas used ChatGPT to plan attack” underneath a picture of a cybertruck in flames outside trump hotel in vegas
January 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
thephilip.bsky.social
This is the most 2025 ass headline
A news notification from The Guardian saying “one dead and 7 injured after cybertruck catches fire outside Trump hotel in Las Vegas”
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
When your fascist hero's last name has 5 letters but you only have three friends
A picture of four bare-chested fascists who have the letters TR-U-M-P painted onto their chests
November 8, 2024 at 9:05 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
Sure
August 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
Steampunk squid game
A photo of the masked torch bearer of the 2024 olympics
July 27, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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Performance of “Imagine” during the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics 2024 A dumpster, on fire, floating down a flooded street
July 27, 2024 at 9:51 AM
thephilip.bsky.social
Noodle soup
Homemade noodle soup
July 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
Butter bean broccolini salad topped with sumaq and bureata
Butter bean broccolini salad topped with sumaq and bureata served in a green-ish plate and looking delicious af
July 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
I sadly don’t remember where I got this from, but happy 1st of May to everyone but cops!
A picture showing different people doing all kinds of different jobs, there’s a waiter, a doctor etc. The title says “thank you, workers*”, and the drawing of a police mN in the bottom left corner is crossed out. The asterisk links to a footnote which reads “coos aren’t workers”
May 1, 2024 at 6:07 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
The ability to destroy a planet is nothing compared to my range rover
April 6, 2024 at 9:07 PM
thephilip.bsky.social
Well luke twinkwalker hasn’t been to the right clubs on his alabama-coded homeplanet
An unbelievably young, twinky luke skywalker with his eyes closed
April 6, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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A screenshot of obi wan kenobi from the first star wars film looking puzzled at tge suggestion of a robot looking for a master
April 6, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Big bird in a “serious” boardroom meeting
January 14, 2024 at 10:13 AM