The Vandrian Brotherhood
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A contemporary, personal, belief system inspired by the traditions of archaic Greek mentorship and mythical satyric cults focusing on our Four Foundations: Mentorship, Fitness, Brotherhood, & Naturism.
Your dad's boyfriend was initially shocked at how open you and your dad are. But the 3 of you have grown incredibly close to the point you call him your uncle now.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Your dad's boyfriend was initially shocked at how open you and your dad are. But the 3 of you have grown incredibly close to the point you call him your uncle now.
Finally more people are begging to understand what we've always known: the decline of casual nudity is harmful to our development and sense of community and gender identity. Men in particular need public spaces where we can be nude. It is a unique space for safe, male intergenerational interaction.
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Finally more people are begging to understand what we've always known: the decline of casual nudity is harmful to our development and sense of community and gender identity. Men in particular need public spaces where we can be nude. It is a unique space for safe, male intergenerational interaction.
Regular ejaculation is essential to a young man's daily health routine. Witnessing your friend ejaculate should be as commonplace as watching him brush his teeth, or wash his hands.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Regular ejaculation is essential to a young man's daily health routine. Witnessing your friend ejaculate should be as commonplace as watching him brush his teeth, or wash his hands.
Everyone needs a skeezy uncle who will teach you bad habits and get into trouble with you.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Everyone needs a skeezy uncle who will teach you bad habits and get into trouble with you.
Ejaculating with a friend is a special moment that has been lost to modern times.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ejaculating with a friend is a special moment that has been lost to modern times.
Hang out and masturbate and chat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hang out and masturbate and chat.
The so-called "male loneliness epidemic" can be solved by reintroducing buddy bating to young men.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The so-called "male loneliness epidemic" can be solved by reintroducing buddy bating to young men.
Dads have workshops as an excuse to take their boys somewhere private for important talks about manhood.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dads have workshops as an excuse to take their boys somewhere private for important talks about manhood.
You and your boy's gym routine is not complete until a gym bro, horny on preworkout and testosterone, shoots his pent up load into your boy in the showers.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You and your boy's gym routine is not complete until a gym bro, horny on preworkout and testosterone, shoots his pent up load into your boy in the showers.
And you want to fuck him
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And you want to fuck him
You want to protect him
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You want to protect him
If your chest isn't big enough for your boy to fuck, you need to get stronger.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If your chest isn't big enough for your boy to fuck, you need to get stronger.
"your dads asked me to look after you while they were out of town this week. gotta make sure you dont tighten back up before they get home because you know how much theyll miss you"
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"your dads asked me to look after you while they were out of town this week. gotta make sure you dont tighten back up before they get home because you know how much theyll miss you"
You saw your grandpa changing once and you cant stop thinking about that huge cock inside you while you masturbate now.
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You saw your grandpa changing once and you cant stop thinking about that huge cock inside you while you masturbate now.
Don't interrupt him when he thinks he's alone, just watch. Young men need some privacy.
Instead, at a later time, invite him to start with you so it is a shared activity.
Instead, at a later time, invite him to start with you so it is a shared activity.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Don't interrupt him when he thinks he's alone, just watch. Young men need some privacy.
Instead, at a later time, invite him to start with you so it is a shared activity.
Instead, at a later time, invite him to start with you so it is a shared activity.
"you keep running up and down the street and i see you checking out my buddy's ass... come over here and let's hang out a bit"
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"you keep running up and down the street and i see you checking out my buddy's ass... come over here and let's hang out a bit"
Strategy meeting between coach and assistant coach:
"so looks like we're both thinking about Johnny and making him the team captain and bringing him into these meetings?"
"yea, let's bring him in to see what he's got"
"so looks like we're both thinking about Johnny and making him the team captain and bringing him into these meetings?"
"yea, let's bring him in to see what he's got"
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Strategy meeting between coach and assistant coach:
"so looks like we're both thinking about Johnny and making him the team captain and bringing him into these meetings?"
"yea, let's bring him in to see what he's got"
"so looks like we're both thinking about Johnny and making him the team captain and bringing him into these meetings?"
"yea, let's bring him in to see what he's got"
When your vers-bottom husband wants to top, you both agree to go get a twink from the bar.
you might just keep this one. 👨👨👦
you might just keep this one. 👨👨👦
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When your vers-bottom husband wants to top, you both agree to go get a twink from the bar.
you might just keep this one. 👨👨👦
you might just keep this one. 👨👨👦
That special moment when one night he says "huh, i think I might finally be as big as you. maybe bigger?"
He's the one man on earth you're excited and proud to hear that from.
He's the one man on earth you're excited and proud to hear that from.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
That special moment when one night he says "huh, i think I might finally be as big as you. maybe bigger?"
He's the one man on earth you're excited and proud to hear that from.
He's the one man on earth you're excited and proud to hear that from.
We need 4 relationships in our lives:
1. Peer - a brother, a cousin, friend, someone who shares the experiences of life with you
2. Mentoring - a Man must always either be learning or teaching.
3. Group - A team, club, frat. For belonging and purpose
4. Penis - A connection and love of oneself
1. Peer - a brother, a cousin, friend, someone who shares the experiences of life with you
2. Mentoring - a Man must always either be learning or teaching.
3. Group - A team, club, frat. For belonging and purpose
4. Penis - A connection and love of oneself
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We need 4 relationships in our lives:
1. Peer - a brother, a cousin, friend, someone who shares the experiences of life with you
2. Mentoring - a Man must always either be learning or teaching.
3. Group - A team, club, frat. For belonging and purpose
4. Penis - A connection and love of oneself
1. Peer - a brother, a cousin, friend, someone who shares the experiences of life with you
2. Mentoring - a Man must always either be learning or teaching.
3. Group - A team, club, frat. For belonging and purpose
4. Penis - A connection and love of oneself
Pushing out the 3rd load of the day. Young men are the literal fountain of youth.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Pushing out the 3rd load of the day. Young men are the literal fountain of youth.
He's yours, use him
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
He's yours, use him
His eyes say "too big" but his rigid cock says "take it anyway"
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
His eyes say "too big" but his rigid cock says "take it anyway"
Honor our satyric ancestors by keeping your penis as fully natural as possible. Uncut, untrimmed, and unpierced.
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Honor our satyric ancestors by keeping your penis as fully natural as possible. Uncut, untrimmed, and unpierced.
you were not expecting your lil cousin to fuck that hard. where'd he learn to do that?
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you were not expecting your lil cousin to fuck that hard. where'd he learn to do that?