The Phalanx
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The Phalanx
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Out of many...many
Wonder if anyone knew Kiddy Rock made a song about underage girls before he was asked to headline ANYTHING while we're all in the throes of the Epstein files?
Not a great look.
I'd say it was just the ongoing incompetence with those sorry folk, but for them, it's probably the feature, not the bug.
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 AM
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 AM
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Indeed
January 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Coming soon to a Democracy near you
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The Mango Moron refers to Greenland as Iceland several times at Davos.
The 25th Amendment is there FOR A REASON. There have ALREADY been MANY instances already to justify implementing it. I know Vance is no prize, but how long is it before the Nuclear Football is used by this "mad king?"
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Understandable
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 AM
It was foretold - and is now just as grotesque
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Rare earth elements found in Greenland are often alongside radioactive materials, which raises concerns about pollution and safety during mining. However, the main challenges are its harsh environment and lack of infrastructure, rather than solely the radioactivity of the elements.

Count me in
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Jack Smith's public testimony will likely be tagged as another "Democrat hoax" by the right wing cult lemming scum.

There is not one Democrat among Jack Smith's 86+ witnesses.

Oopsie.
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Besides the obvious crazy of the entire situation - the Nobel Peace Prize is non-transferable, etc - the Norwegian government has nothing to do with issuing the Nobel Prize. The Nobel Committee is just located in Norway.

But of course, dumbass Mango Mussolini can't comprehend this.
Or, much else.
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
America's Jim Crow laws influenced Nazi Germany.
Because, of course they did.
January 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
None of us are surprised
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Hindsight is 20/20
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Ice OUT, baby...
(ding ding ding dee dee ding ding)
#BeGood
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It is amazing to me how there is almost a myriad of past history reference, examples and lessons of society, people and life in general out there that is easily accessible -- especially in this digital age -- and it is all too often ignored or dismissed.
#BeGood
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
We believe these truths to be self-evident
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Yuk yuk yuk
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
October 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The Young Rotundians.

Maybe they all should back away from the buffet table, methinks.
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
"When someone shows you who they are believe them the first time."

-Maya Angelou
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
"When someone shows you who they are believe them the first time."

- Maya Angelou
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
PSA.
October 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM