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~Ƭhε Pεrfεssεr
@theperfesser.bsky.social
LONG LIVE #SPAMART • Crypto Artist • {dev} • Ethereum / Tezos Addict • #cryptoart • crypto nerd since 2015 • he/him
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January 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Then I see it.

On the counter.

A can of spam. Just sitting there.
So I ate it. Yum :)
December 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I spun around so fast. There's nothing there, but every shadow looks...wrong. Told myself it was the fridge light's fault, but still grab a pan like I'm about to fight a ghost XD. I’m checking behind the fridge, in the pantry, everywhere, fully convinced something’s hiding.
December 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I’m in the kitchen at like 1AM in the dark. Just the fridge light. Then this streak of light shoots across the room. Not from outside, definitely from IN the fkn kitchen....

So I just stand still and listen. Then I hear this breathy sound, like someone exhaling right behind me 👀
December 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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Genius 🤣
December 16, 2024 at 6:25 AM
So fun to do hahaha!
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM