🤣😅❤️

Then I see it.

On the counter.

A can of spam. Just sitting there.
So I ate it. Yum :)

I spun around so fast. There's nothing there, but every shadow looks...wrong. Told myself it was the fridge light's fault, but still grab a pan like I'm about to fight a ghost XD. I’m checking behind the fridge, in the pantry, everywhere, fully convinced something’s hiding.

I’m in the kitchen at like 1AM in the dark. Just the fridge light. Then this streak of light shoots across the room. Not from outside, definitely from IN the fkn kitchen....

So I just stand still and listen. Then I hear this breathy sound, like someone exhaling right behind me 👀

Genius 🤣

So fun to do hahaha!