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@thepatrol.bsky.social
green tea and hibiscus tea > black tea. Sorry Brits. 🍵
This platform holds some of the most fragile folks on social media. 🍵
This platform holds some of the most fragile folks on social media. 🍵
Time to invest in oil companies, got it
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Time to invest in oil companies, got it
Gotta pad that echo chamber homie
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Gotta pad that echo chamber homie
2am sprint around the house knocking things off the counter? Straight to jail.
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
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January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
2am sprint around the house knocking things off the counter? Straight to jail.
Bsky trying to rally up the keyboard warrior guerilla force lmao
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Bsky trying to rally up the keyboard warrior guerilla force lmao
Nah, nothing by itself, but that mantra doesn't exist within a vacuum of space. It's making fun of the usual stereotype of your average Portland-anarchist-Antifa homie. 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Nah, nothing by itself, but that mantra doesn't exist within a vacuum of space. It's making fun of the usual stereotype of your average Portland-anarchist-Antifa homie. 🍵
clearly not for an echo chamber mate 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
clearly not for an echo chamber mate 🍵
Might want to look at some oil company investments now...🍵
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Might want to look at some oil company investments now...🍵
Perhaps an army of pronouns in profiles, blue haired homies, and vegan enthusiasts. lol
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Perhaps an army of pronouns in profiles, blue haired homies, and vegan enthusiasts. lol
At least you tried lol 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
At least you tried lol 🍵
Sweetie. I'll be honest I don't really care about your opinions and I'm not about to argue about the denigration of the social construct due to social media ... While using social media lmao. you can save your finger strength lol happy new year and take care
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Sweetie. I'll be honest I don't really care about your opinions and I'm not about to argue about the denigration of the social construct due to social media ... While using social media lmao. you can save your finger strength lol happy new year and take care
don't worry homie, they'll be plenty of minute to minute outage referendums fueled by social media and good ol' political media. 🍵 We in for a wild ride
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
don't worry homie, they'll be plenty of minute to minute outage referendums fueled by social media and good ol' political media. 🍵 We in for a wild ride
On a rather serious note, who could actually stand up to the US? lol
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
On a rather serious note, who could actually stand up to the US? lol
More? Yeah, probably unwise to keep donating to the pit. Regardless, one of them def not paying rent in your mind. 🍵 happy new year tho homie
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
More? Yeah, probably unwise to keep donating to the pit. Regardless, one of them def not paying rent in your mind. 🍵 happy new year tho homie
You can start a GoFundMe then. Good luck sweetie 🍵 lol
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
You can start a GoFundMe then. Good luck sweetie 🍵 lol
I mean why not leave sweetie? 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I mean why not leave sweetie? 🍵
Beautiful young woman. Very sad
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Beautiful young woman. Very sad
Not to the homies who can't stop thinking about orange dude lol 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Not to the homies who can't stop thinking about orange dude lol 🍵
orange bro just living rent free in your mind lol 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
orange bro just living rent free in your mind lol 🍵
I'm certain you can donate to his legal defense fund sweetie 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I'm certain you can donate to his legal defense fund sweetie 🍵
Damn... This is why it's important to carry a gun. Altho, these are expert predators but better than having nothing at your disposal. Be aware of your surroundings. 🍵
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Damn... This is why it's important to carry a gun. Altho, these are expert predators but better than having nothing at your disposal. Be aware of your surroundings. 🍵