Pat Edwards
@thepatedwards.bsky.social
(He/Him)
Novelist, TTRPG Designer, Professional GM, Podcaster/Streamer
Co-Founder @STForgeStudios.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 BLM 🏳️⚧️
ThePatEdwards.com
StorytellersForge.com
Novelist, TTRPG Designer, Professional GM, Podcaster/Streamer
Co-Founder @STForgeStudios.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 BLM 🏳️⚧️
ThePatEdwards.com
StorytellersForge.com
My McDonald’s mobile order code was apparently chosen by a 14yr old
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My McDonald’s mobile order code was apparently chosen by a 14yr old
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Our delivery driver just sent me this to let me know our food was on the way… and I always tip well but I think Katy just earned a bonus 😂
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Our delivery driver just sent me this to let me know our food was on the way… and I always tip well but I think Katy just earned a bonus 😂
My 7yr old asked me if she could eat the whole full size Hershey bar from her Halloween candy. I said she could have half of it.
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My 7yr old asked me if she could eat the whole full size Hershey bar from her Halloween candy. I said she could have half of it.
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing…
🤨
#Candy #Parenting #Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My 9yr old just told me I’m “giving hipster”
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October 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My 9yr old just told me I’m “giving hipster”
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In case you were worried that the sacred texts weren’t being passed down to the next generation, please look at what my 7 & 9 yr olds just did:
#CoolS
#CoolS
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
In case you were worried that the sacred texts weren’t being passed down to the next generation, please look at what my 7 & 9 yr olds just did:
#CoolS
#CoolS
2 years & 2 months post #hipreplacement and your ol buddy Pat is out here hitting 900lbs on the squat press for reps.
#gym #fitness #recovery
#gym #fitness #recovery
October 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2 years & 2 months post #hipreplacement and your ol buddy Pat is out here hitting 900lbs on the squat press for reps.
#gym #fitness #recovery
#gym #fitness #recovery
Everyone send vibes that we can find a sitter last minute so we can go to this tomorrow!
October 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Everyone send vibes that we can find a sitter last minute so we can go to this tomorrow!
The most “2025 energy” gif of all gifs:
September 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The most “2025 energy” gif of all gifs:
September 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My girls were making PBJs this morning for their lunches. They started to improv a song about making peanut butter & jelly sandwiches…
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My girls were making PBJs this morning for their lunches. They started to improv a song about making peanut butter & jelly sandwiches…
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang
I always hear about people going for a “Baki Build” in the #gym and the getting shredded part of that sounds very fun. Fortunately for me, I’m predisposed for the Mr. Incredible build which is a lot more fun in terms of diet
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I always hear about people going for a “Baki Build” in the #gym and the getting shredded part of that sounds very fun. Fortunately for me, I’m predisposed for the Mr. Incredible build which is a lot more fun in terms of diet
If you can find me
July 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you can find me
Lemon Rosemary Bourbon with an egg white
June 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lemon Rosemary Bourbon with an egg white
Perfect new gym shirt courtesy of my sister
June 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Perfect new gym shirt courtesy of my sister
Pre workout meal: peanut butter, honey, bacon, & banana sandwich plus a shake with 8 egg whites, Creatine, and some strawberries
June 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Pre workout meal: peanut butter, honey, bacon, & banana sandwich plus a shake with 8 egg whites, Creatine, and some strawberries
I’m bout to eat all these jalapeños that have been stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, & grilled.
June 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m bout to eat all these jalapeños that have been stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, & grilled.
Saw Gerrera voice: “You think I’m crazy? Yes! I am!”
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
May 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Saw Gerrera voice: “You think I’m crazy? Yes! I am!”
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
(But for real this totally works. Tastes like a Black Cow)
May the force be with you
May 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
May the force be with you
April 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM