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But also, why on Earth is anyone on the conservative side of Australian politics?
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
But also, why on Earth is anyone on the conservative side of Australian politics?
I went to appointments with my wife, who was asked “What about your future husband? He might want kids.” I shook my head, and the doctor said, “No, her next husband.”
May 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I went to appointments with my wife, who was asked “What about your future husband? He might want kids.” I shook my head, and the doctor said, “No, her next husband.”
The grift that keeps on grifting.
May 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The grift that keeps on grifting.
Sorry dinner’s a bit of a downer, you know, floor-wise.
May 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Sorry dinner’s a bit of a downer, you know, floor-wise.
It’s wild that this needs to be said. This is self-evident - the future is all that matters. Future generations should be our only concern.
May 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s wild that this needs to be said. This is self-evident - the future is all that matters. Future generations should be our only concern.
Labor also actively targeted Millenials & Gen Z, who are now the largest (combined) voting block - lots of short video memes, and optimism.
May 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Labor also actively targeted Millenials & Gen Z, who are now the largest (combined) voting block - lots of short video memes, and optimism.
It guessed which airport I had left, based on this imperfect photo.
Narita has two long parallel runways, and the red underside of the plane let it guess the carrier, Jetstar. Other details confirmed its guess.
Narita has two long parallel runways, and the red underside of the plane let it guess the carrier, Jetstar. Other details confirmed its guess.
April 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It guessed which airport I had left, based on this imperfect photo.
Narita has two long parallel runways, and the red underside of the plane let it guess the carrier, Jetstar. Other details confirmed its guess.
Narita has two long parallel runways, and the red underside of the plane let it guess the carrier, Jetstar. Other details confirmed its guess.
I mean, your approach to lots of issues is pretty left-leaning, from my perspective.
Which is great!
Which is great!
April 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I mean, your approach to lots of issues is pretty left-leaning, from my perspective.
Which is great!
Which is great!
Many Magic: the Gathering players ask the question, “How do you feel about being featured on Wikipedia, Professor?”
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Many Magic: the Gathering players ask the question, “How do you feel about being featured on Wikipedia, Professor?”
“Not my face!”, objects person who voted for Leopards Eating Faces Party.
April 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Not my face!”, objects person who voted for Leopards Eating Faces Party.
“accurate”
(I’m naïvely assuming that actual political news will improve at some point in the future.)
(I’m naïvely assuming that actual political news will improve at some point in the future.)
March 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“accurate”
(I’m naïvely assuming that actual political news will improve at some point in the future.)
(I’m naïvely assuming that actual political news will improve at some point in the future.)
I always grab a New Scientist from WH Smith for flights. It’s the only time I read it.
March 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I always grab a New Scientist from WH Smith for flights. It’s the only time I read it.
Cartes actuellement bannies.
Which sound hilarious to me, but is just French for “Cards that are banned”.
Which sound hilarious to me, but is just French for “Cards that are banned”.
March 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Cartes actuellement bannies.
Which sound hilarious to me, but is just French for “Cards that are banned”.
Which sound hilarious to me, but is just French for “Cards that are banned”.
Blink!
Moffat’s standalone episodes are great, even if his series-long arcs aren’t.
Moffat’s standalone episodes are great, even if his series-long arcs aren’t.
February 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Blink!
Moffat’s standalone episodes are great, even if his series-long arcs aren’t.
Moffat’s standalone episodes are great, even if his series-long arcs aren’t.
Any chance you’re coming back to Adelaide?
February 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Any chance you’re coming back to Adelaide?
Come for the Magic insights, stay for the Strokes hot takes!
February 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Come for the Magic insights, stay for the Strokes hot takes!