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Northerner rapidly approaching middle age.
Wishy washy ~~liberal~~ Green.
Fuck the Tories.
#LFC
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
niaain
October 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
September 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Democracy made simple @greenparty.org.uk :)
August 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Tories. Whatever (approved and non-woke) flag they congregate under / shag. Fuck the lot of them. With a big black rubber dick.
July 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rampant.

The same party (but this one of the rag-tag bunch of loons in Westminster) has been writing letters to energy companies suggesting they not invest in net-zero:
July 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can't even spell "Wanker" correctly. #bellend
June 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If we ignore the notion that bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity, I'm not sure I get the recent bombing of Iran. Specifically, Fordo(w), Qom Province. In true villain style, the nuclear work is being done under a mountain.

Red arrows indicate approx impact sites. Blue, tunnel entrances.
June 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Apparently the cravat inside the short-sleeved shirt is a thing in Cheltenham. #bbcqt
May 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
May 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
May 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Once again, the English electorate has decided to voice its displeasure at the state of things by shooting us all in the foot. And the other foot. And the testicles. Utter lunacy.

Interesting times, folks. Interesting times.
May 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Idly browsing one of those property websites. See what the estate agent thinks might tempt buyers...

#nukeItFromSpace
April 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
5-1 #champions #liverpool #backontheperch

I feel like a porcupine. Just about every hair on my body is stood on end.
April 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kinda figures...
April 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I did get stopped once in North Carolina, but that doesn't really count as it was a roadblock situation following one of the guests of Raleigh's nick deciding on alternative accomodations and absconding. Plus, I got to confuse the police there by presenting him with something like this:
April 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Imagine. Been driving for 28 years. Never once been stopped or pulled over by the police here. Not even a speeding ticket. NC. This evening, and bam! Rearview mirror full of blue lights. Apparently I was going "a bit fast". _Maybe_ 34mph in a 30 zone. Maybe. One suspects the local plod is bored.
April 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ref recent posts... the turbo pipe on #B16DTH forward requires a clamp smaller than min 74mm.

I have swapped it for one with a (much?) smaller diameter. The upshot of which is that I now have more spare clamps than your average tory mp's mistress' bondage parlour. Will it work? Time will tell...
April 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh, do fuck off.

#livwhu
April 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Gove made a peer. Get in the fucking sea and stay there. #Gonad
April 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Occasional reminder of something that was actually very funny. I think from @ledbydonkeys.org ?
April 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This aged.
April 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Live scenes from break-out space at most recent Refrom UK conference / local government election grift
April 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This isn't a straight red card, apparently. Horrendous. What the fuck are #PGMOL playing at?? #lfc
April 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
March 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM