The Oxrib & Oyster
@theoxribandoyster.bsky.social
all/none | no minors | no terfs | mask up
https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheOxribAndOyster/
Purveyor of Fanworks to the Gentry, Est. 1979
https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheOxribAndOyster/
Purveyor of Fanworks to the Gentry, Est. 1979
ok is it so good??? I fucking adore Rhea I want this to be so good
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
ok is it so good??? I fucking adore Rhea I want this to be so good
mmmhmmmm yep yes please
a woman is sitting on a stove eating chips
ALT: a woman is sitting on a stove eating chips
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
mmmhmmmm yep yes please
bluesky wouldn't let me in for 3 months, finally back and wanted to say I fucking heard about this and was so angry about it. I'm so sorry they're such stupid nazi simps at DC. You deserve better but I hate them anyhow
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
bluesky wouldn't let me in for 3 months, finally back and wanted to say I fucking heard about this and was so angry about it. I'm so sorry they're such stupid nazi simps at DC. You deserve better but I hate them anyhow
weeeeelll okay maybe more a monsterafuckee
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
weeeeelll okay maybe more a monsterafuckee
Monstera! He's a monsterafucker 😂 archiveofourown.org/works/55808395 they grow these extremely suggestive fruits 🤭🥰
archiveofourown.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Monstera! He's a monsterafucker 😂 archiveofourown.org/works/55808395 they grow these extremely suggestive fruits 🤭🥰
Puts my snake smut and Crowley x Houseplants in a new light 😏
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Puts my snake smut and Crowley x Houseplants in a new light 😏