completed my first strongman workout this weekend. lifting odd-shaped, heavy things has been a fun thing for a while now. excited to keep going! #strongman #strengthtraining

baby, it’s gonna be a long 4 years

not only did TikTok go dark, but the lions lost. now I can’t doomscroll or thirst over Dan Campbell? THIS IS HELL.

I held on as long as I could… I can’t swipe anymore. but my last video was seeing a maga idiot realize he can’t see mango mussolini on Monday and well, that makes me happy.

Tiktok won’t let me comment or read bios… it’s really gone. THEY HIT THE PENTAGON 😭😭

COUNT YOUR MF DAYS, CAPITAL ONE!!!

fire department JUST showed up. if there was an actual fire we’d be burnt to a crisp 🙃

building’s fire alarm went off at 5:30am this morning. there’s no fire. it took them an hour and a half to turn it off. don’t talk to me…