Jim (100% ILLEGAL!) Meyer
@theotherjim.bsky.social
"We should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” - Donald Trump, proposing to use Americans for target practice.
"He desired the desire to desire the desire he desired..."
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"He desired the desire to desire the desire he desired..."
Yeah, but it's 50,000 degrees -kelvin-. And, tbh, Kelvin is pretty much a drama queen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Yeah, but it's 50,000 degrees -kelvin-. And, tbh, Kelvin is pretty much a drama queen.
If and when the market crashes, it will be Joe Biden's market.
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If and when the market crashes, it will be Joe Biden's market.
My wife air kisses me all the time to show how much she love me...
...is something I have never said.
...is something I have never said.
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My wife air kisses me all the time to show how much she love me...
...is something I have never said.
...is something I have never said.
We actually understand that, Taylor. It wouldn't have been funny if we didn't understand.
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We actually understand that, Taylor. It wouldn't have been funny if we didn't understand.
It looks like a Schnauzer. You're not cooking a Schnauzer, are you?
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It looks like a Schnauzer. You're not cooking a Schnauzer, are you?
I was disappointed when they never released the sequel, Revenge of the Senth.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I was disappointed when they never released the sequel, Revenge of the Senth.
Ooooh, that is SUCH a vicious burn! Marjorie Taylor Brown! The sheer genius of the man, especially his ability to come up with an absolute smasher of a zinger on little more than a moment's notice, continues to astound me! He should be carved into Mount Rushmore TWICE!
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ooooh, that is SUCH a vicious burn! Marjorie Taylor Brown! The sheer genius of the man, especially his ability to come up with an absolute smasher of a zinger on little more than a moment's notice, continues to astound me! He should be carved into Mount Rushmore TWICE!
I get all my GB news from Slow Horses. Things are a real mess over there!
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I get all my GB news from Slow Horses. Things are a real mess over there!
San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy insists he wasn’t sweating as Mac Jones became known as the “hot hand” for his high-level play while starting in his place.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy insists he wasn’t sweating as Mac Jones became known as the “hot hand” for his high-level play while starting in his place.
It's only a matter of time until the Trump administration starts rounding up Illegal Aileens.
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's only a matter of time until the Trump administration starts rounding up Illegal Aileens.
It's about time she put her J.D. to work... (No, not the person!)
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's about time she put her J.D. to work... (No, not the person!)
I dunno... I heard we were gonna have a gender-reassignment surgical truck on every corner...
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I dunno... I heard we were gonna have a gender-reassignment surgical truck on every corner...
The Convo has a reference to Donnie T, if that helps.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The Convo has a reference to Donnie T, if that helps.
Wait... You're mad at Bill Clinton for letting Trump give him a hummer? Really?
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Wait... You're mad at Bill Clinton for letting Trump give him a hummer? Really?
They're installing Golden Drool Cups even as we speak.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They're installing Golden Drool Cups even as we speak.
You were thinking of Gruber's Silver Hammer?
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You were thinking of Gruber's Silver Hammer?
I think your quote cut off the last three words in Trump's post: "...into the ground."
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think your quote cut off the last three words in Trump's post: "...into the ground."
The worst part is that they limit occupancy to one person per house. So a family of four needs four houses. Insane!
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The worst part is that they limit occupancy to one person per house. So a family of four needs four houses. Insane!
Wait... Let me guess... The San Francisco International Airport is getting a new direct flight to this European city in May. Did I win? Did I?
What's with your rule that the head, caption, and synopsis all have to match?
What's with your rule that the head, caption, and synopsis all have to match?
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Wait... Let me guess... The San Francisco International Airport is getting a new direct flight to this European city in May. Did I win? Did I?
What's with your rule that the head, caption, and synopsis all have to match?
What's with your rule that the head, caption, and synopsis all have to match?
Sorry, but everyone knows that Sean Spicer was the Biggest Liar in the History of Lying. Ever.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sorry, but everyone knows that Sean Spicer was the Biggest Liar in the History of Lying. Ever.
I hear good things about this Ohtani.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I hear good things about this Ohtani.
I think one of the requirements for the Presidency should be the ability to generate an insult that hasn't already been invented by a third grader. And the same would go for anyone working for said President.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think one of the requirements for the Presidency should be the ability to generate an insult that hasn't already been invented by a third grader. And the same would go for anyone working for said President.
"He didn't rape 8-year-old girls. That would be disgusting! He only raped 15-year-old girls." Wood chipper might be too kind.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"He didn't rape 8-year-old girls. That would be disgusting! He only raped 15-year-old girls." Wood chipper might be too kind.