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Nothing says Merry Christmas like the smell of a pine-scented Little Tree 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If spending more time with your car than with your friends is wrong…then I want to be left alone.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Adding a few more things to my Christmas list. What is everyone asking for?
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Who else has checked Facebook Marketplace today?
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My "I'll have it done this summer" project car is now my "I'll have it done by the end of the year" project car...
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What car would a skeleton drive? A hearse is too on the nose. #OReillyPowered
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Recently discovered that everyone who works on cars thinks they could be a better car engineer.
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Gaslight, gate keep, gear shift #OReillyPowered
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My muffler isn't rusted, it had weight reduction.
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just topped off my blinker fluid with BBQ sauce #OReillyPowered
October 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Currently suffering from disease called alwaysneedingnewtools
October 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Alphas run alone 🐺 #OReillyPowered #Alpha
October 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not to skew the results, but the El Camino will always have my heart. #OReillyPowered
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If I ever went out to the garage and told you I'll be right back because "this will be an easy fix", please know that I am a liar and I will see you 5 hours and 7 busted knuckles later.
July 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
my muffler isn't rusted, it's had weight reduction
June 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Believe in yourself like people who don't use their turn signals believe in everyone else's reflexes
May 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The best thing about my 2001 Mazda protege was the half-eaten burrito under the seat.
May 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Suspect complains about having no money but continues to buy parts for their project car
May 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Car parts are my love language 💚
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM