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theorae.bsky.social
Theo
@theorae.bsky.social
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They/He/Ey | Bit of a stoner, bit of a writer, a lot of opinionated | Aspiring CraftTuber | 🔞 DNI | CashApp $TheoRae
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theorae.bsky.social
Hungry and in need of help until the 8th (or whenever I can get a ride to Aldi). I wouldn't have been in this mess if my anxiety hadn't prevented me from asking for a ride, which left me with price chopper as my only option.

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Piece of a screenshot from the Providers app. EBT shows $2.37 in food stamps and 32 cents in cash with an upcoming food stamp deposit of $291 on May 8th.
May 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
theorae.bsky.social
Laptop sticker show-and-tell!

I don't think I got halfway through the list in the Alt text.
Acer laptop with a variety of stickers: -Tim Curry Pennywise face. -Freddie Kreuger claw marks that reveal the stripes of his smokestained Christmas stripe sweater. -Germaine from Neurotically Yours (thin, indi-Latina with a purple undercut) with a speech bubble, "I'm pretty sure humanity isn't supposed to be this stupid." -pint-sized white mech charging up with "USAGundamStore.Com" underneath -"Never sleep again" in all caps, reflecting the art style of the slash marks -a Black lady with white hair that covers her face, green strapless dress and thigh-high black boots. There is a "speech" bubble of the annoyed emoji she is using on her smart phone. In front of her knees is Foamy, a perpetually pissed off gray squirrel with his hands balled into fists in agreement. -"Straight out of BMillz" in the style of "Straight out of Compton" -a tweaking out gray squirrel named Pill-Z with very crooked/broke glasses - "New Nightmare" Freddie Kreuger with his claws moments from gutting the viewer.
March 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Black screen with white text from Majora's Mask "Dawn of The Second Day"
March 23, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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Irish Saint mods asleep, post snek
Young garter snake lazily curled up and sunbathing in a patch of grass. Theo almost stepped on the small friend moments before this pic was taken in the summer of 2021.
March 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM
theorae.bsky.social
My boy is having a crisis.
Skeeter from the late 90s, early 2000s Nickelodeon show Cousin Skeeter. He is an American American puppet construed with the same techniques as Jim Henson's Muppets. He is wearing a purple jacket with orange and green on the sleeves. His eyebrows are trying to escape into his widow's peak. There are green tree leaves behind him. He looks like he's having an existential crisis.
March 14, 2024 at 10:23 PM
theorae.bsky.social
I need a joint the size of this, just without the dog shit. I always come out of smoking an ass load of weed with the forward momentum that gets multiple tasks done that my body wouldn't let me do otherwise.
Screen cap from Up In Smoke. We're looking inside Cheech's low rider. Tommy Chong is holding his nose with his head slightly turned away. In the driver's seat is Cheech Marin holding a six inch long, 1.5 inch thick joint that smells of dog shit. They are driving down the road with (if the poster remembers correctly) a cop appearing in the distance.
March 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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"I don't even have a meme for this fuckery" against a solid black background.
February 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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I wish I had not been distracted this whole weekend with trying, and failing, to fix what is essentially schrodinger's cell. I night not make this interview. I can only afford one way. F u c k
Very cropped screen shit from Uber. The pickups are listed as 1:20 pm Tuesday, to go to an interview at 2:30: UberX (seats 4)(recommended) $48.68 Comfort $58.44 UberXL. $63.57
January 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
theorae.bsky.social
💀 that's definitely a pay range.
A very cropped screenshot from Indeed. While cut off, the location is Endicott, NY. The advertised is $15.00 - $15.01 What even?
January 15, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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A screenshot from Twitter. The speaker's name is purposefully cropped off, but he has a zombie clown as his profile pic. He is replying to me under a FrontierF1lms post. "I don't know what a pepe is?" Below is the reply icon showing 2 responses. They are both Theo being flabbergasted.
January 2, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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A white cockatoo with their bottom beak positioned farther back than usual (they're fine; the position is being done intentionally). They look like an annoyed Muppet.
January 1, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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I scrolled way too long to find this damn pic
A discolored civil war era photo of Theo's great-great grandfather Gene. He is pictured in a suit with a banjo. Unfortunately, he was a confederate.
December 20, 2023 at 4:05 AM
theorae.bsky.social
That actually reminds me of how Anthony Hopkins is a composer.

"And the Waltz Goes On" is good. Learned about that right after the 1st season of Westworld.
Exerpt from Anthony Hopkins' Wikipedia entry below a photo of a music centre named after him at Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama in Cardiff: In a 2012 interview, Hopkins stated, "I've been composing music all my life and if I'd been clever enough at school I would like to have gone to music college. As it was I had to settle for being an actor."[2] In 1986, he released a single called "Distant Star", which peaked at No. 75 in the UK Singles Chart.[78] In 2007, he announced he would retire temporarily from the screen to tour around the world.[79] Hopkins has also written music for the concert hall, in collaboration with Stephen Barton as orchestrator. These compositions include The Masque of Time, given its world premiere with the Dallas Symphony Orchestra in October 2008, and Schizoid Salsa.[80]
December 20, 2023 at 2:48 AM
theorae.bsky.social
Me: I struggle with sunlight because of migraine-inducing light sensitivity from all my meds.
Case Manager: I want you to go outside every day and get some sun.
Me: 🙃

This is the shit that makes me uncooperative and hostile. This being pushed on me insults my intelligence.
"Managing Alone Time and Loneliness During the Holidays" 7 pages of basically "have you tried not being depressed?" Given to Theo by their case manager. There is a single image of a person in winter outerwear sitting in a sparsely occupied subway car
December 11, 2023 at 9:57 PM
theorae.bsky.social
But it's "mainstream media"
November 29, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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November 29, 2023 at 4:52 PM
theorae.bsky.social
The fact that you seem to have forgotten that it's a news channel that does political commenary is very concerning.
November 29, 2023 at 4:51 PM
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😮‍💨😔
November 18, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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Ever time I have to wall into town, I have to be tormented by these three. I am neeeeever gonna be able to afford one.
Angled view of three Subarus for sale in a parking lot. The first is silver, of an unknown model to the poster, is from 2010 and for sale for $6,795. The green Forrester in the middle is from 2002 for $2,795 and has the make in stickers across the windshield for some reason. The third farthest away is a blue Forrester from 2008, going for $5,000 even.
October 27, 2023 at 9:25 PM
theorae.bsky.social
Gotta hide the fact we now know he has no chin.
October 18, 2023 at 10:46 PM
theorae.bsky.social
$20 will put food in my stomach until I can get my SNAP and P.A. tomorrow morning.

CashApp is $TheoRae

DoorDash credits work, too, since that is the cheapest way I can do this and not fuck a driver out of a tip.
A QR code with a green CashApp logo in the center. Underneath the name Theo can be made out, but the rest is marked out with a thick purple line. The CashApp handle at the bottom is $TheoRae.
October 7, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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Does that look remotely like an r in rain to anyone?
A page from "Be Fearless in the Pursuit of what sets your soul on Fire: An inspirational colouring book for Everyone" In the middle of a background full of images of waves, fruit, acorns, and baskets, the center caption is supposed to read "life is not about waiting for the storm to pass but learning to dance in the rain" in a mixture of print and stylized cursive. However, the lowercase R used in "rain" doesn't actually look like an R, and the font itself doesn't match the other cursive present in the phrase. The waves have streaks of sky blue in places from Theo's first go at coloring the page.
October 3, 2023 at 12:20 AM
theorae.bsky.social
There's no food after today until Sunday. $65 covers half of the order and gives me time to transfer money from P.A. to my account to pay the rest + bills.

#Emergency #MutualAid #HelpNeeded #MutualAidRequest
CashApp QR code for $TheoRae with Theo's last name covered. Aldi instacart order for $129.68, with Klarna listed as a payment option that would split the cost u to 4 payments of $32.42. There is two lines of irrelevant information blocked out in purple because it pertains to a SNAP account that is empty until October 8. (There is an unlisted $20 tip reflected in the total because of the size of the order and the 15-mile drive from that store to Theo's home.)
October 2, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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Cat was likely left behind somewhere by the Lyft driver to sped off with her while the owner was trying to remove her from the passenger back floor space. Lyft is being completely unreliable more than 24 hours later.
Lost cat poster with a tuxedo cat and blue canvas carrier. Last seen 9/30/2023 at 3:30 pm outside of Banfield Pet Hospital 11150 Research Blvd, ste 100A in Austin, TX. She has a red heart-shaped pendant on her collar. She is in of serious medical attention, and the owner pleads that she be taken to a shelter ASAP if found. The number to call if found is 346-402-7585. There is a QR code for more info. (Note from Theo: Tux was last seen in the back of a Lyft, and the QR code may contain info about what that vehicle looked like)
October 1, 2023 at 8:28 PM
theorae.bsky.social
#MutualAidRequest #DisabilitySky

I just need $64.84 to cover half of Klarna, which will allow me to pay the rest on my own and still be able to buy official groceries for this month.

I was never allowed to learn to drive, so this is literally my only option.

$TheoRae
Theo's CashApp QR code for $TheoRae $129.68 Aldi instacart order, which no longer has the $30 promo. Purple lines block out SNAP information that is irrelevant until the 8th. For some reason, Instacart decided not to list the $20 tip for the driver who has to travel 15 miles from there to Theo's home. At the very bottom is a Klarna option that splits the total into 4 payments of $32.42.
October 1, 2023 at 2:07 PM