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🏳️‍🌈 sentient pizza tossed coast to coast and landed somehow in the middle.

Obvious bots and crypto hos will be blocked.

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Any comment on the Maryville Motorcade?
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Interestingly enough Southern Spear is Trump’s nickname for Lil Bubba
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You could keep it concise next time and just copy/pasta, “My name is JD Vance and I am a lying sack of shit.”
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
To my understanding he has the runs a lot.
October 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Chip Roy doesn’t understand, his entire party will be burning in Hell alongside him if it really was a place that existed.
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Republican Party is America’s ideological toilet.
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Trump isn’t tracking anything. He’s too cognitively compromised to know where he is. That’s why you empty vessels in his administration need to resort to AI to make him look like someone he’ll never be.
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
King Pedophile himself
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That isn’t feces, that’s his mother’s ashes. Wait.
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They’re either a bot or someone who looks like a member of CPAP Company’s nazi group chat.
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s amazing how stupid you think we are. Go back to sucking off Peter Thiel when Usha is asleep and cope with the fact that Donald Trump is a sexual predator who assaulted minors and women with Ghislaine and Jeffrey. But you already knew that.
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
JD thinks we’re dumb enough to fall for the lies he tells alongside his rapist of a boss. Fuck off, Vance.
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Go fuck yourself, JD.
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
JD likes to assert TP USA isn’t a bullshit hate group wrapped in a capitalist veneer. GFY.
September 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The President of the United States is a serial rapist. GFY, JD.
September 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You act as though we don’t have eyes and ears. Just Dance Vance - Enemy of The Constitution
September 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Your boss is a rapist. You’re just a cuck sack of shit.
September 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Go fuck yourself. You want to defend RFK Jr with transphobic bullshit? Whose dick did you suck anyway to get where you are?
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Considering your boss is a child rapist, it’s fitting he resides in crime central.
August 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Unrelated. Is it weird that your boss is a child and female predator?
July 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Shut the whole kcuf up, JD.
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Your boss is a pedophile
July 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Go pollute another platform with this garbage, you insidious cuck.
July 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
She thought she was getting an Epstein Visa
June 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
you come here to attack an already marginalized community? get fucked. blocked.
June 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM