Mike Ellis
@theonlymikee.bsky.social
Married. Box wine enthusiast. Technology Savant. Probably the finest chef in the entire universe. My views represent your employer. King of Ketchup.
About right. Cheeto in chief.
March 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
About right. Cheeto in chief.
Valentine’s Day surf and turf. #UnicornChef
February 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Valentine’s Day surf and turf. #UnicornChef
Chanko Nabe. With “pre drama” sriracha (I have 2 other bottles). #UnicornChef
January 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Chanko Nabe. With “pre drama” sriracha (I have 2 other bottles). #UnicornChef
This is literally impossible
December 2, 2024 at 10:31 PM
This is literally impossible
I followed the rules.
December 1, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I followed the rules.
“Plays air guitar”
December 1, 2024 at 5:21 PM
“Plays air guitar”
Ya. I have lots of Thanksgiving leftovers. And guess what, I’m not cookin NOTHING!!!!
November 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Ya. I have lots of Thanksgiving leftovers. And guess what, I’m not cookin NOTHING!!!!
Why cook turkey when you can have super healthy turkey sashimi?
November 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Why cook turkey when you can have super healthy turkey sashimi?
Grill marks? No. That’s an excel table for proper ketchup placement.
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Grill marks? No. That’s an excel table for proper ketchup placement.
Mmmmmm. Boiled dinner… pass the ketchup
November 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Mmmmmm. Boiled dinner… pass the ketchup
Pretty sure she’s mean to me
July 11, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Pretty sure she’s mean to me
Sun is overrated anyway
July 9, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Sun is overrated anyway
Holy frig. Happy Canada day!
July 1, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Holy frig. Happy Canada day!