if you see this, do it! 🔞

top, bottom, or vers: vers

dom, sub, or switch: switch

fave position: mating press

last time you had sex: last night, gotta break in the new couch

top kinks/fetishes: restraints, dom/sub dynamics, pup play

rough or gentle: both

bdsmtest.org/select-lang

In other news I’m on my third re-read of House of Leaves and now that I own my own copy I can get serious about digging deep into it!

Steris Ladrian is amazing and I want to grill her over a coffee about planning and structuring a loving, genuine relationship with a man who loves to shoot people

Proxy making time!!!

Show us a pic on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

The pizza was a resounding success!! It might be the best thing I’ve ever cooked

#pizza #cooking

Pretty sure this isn’t convincing but I’m hoping one of my cats headbutts the wall so I can post it for that sweet sweet animal abuse clout

Honey, that can’t be comfortable

“Yes father, I will stay this way for an hour”

Miso Tonkotsu Ramen, made for the partner and myself ❤️❤️

Time to go down this rabbit hole for the second time 👀

Mornings with Quilliam are pretty ok I guess

I need to properly learn how to wave dash since king can do that again and uh…. I can RDC people easier bc of it

Old-ass bint sleeping in the armpit of my robe what is wrong with you

Look at my goofy-ass boi

#cats