Haruspex
@theonlyaltaccount.bsky.social
He/They. The freaky account, mostly vore.
Thinking about robot vore recently, and I think a part of it is the guarding aspect. Getting caught for being somewhere you're not supposed to be is an underutilized vore scenario, and guard robots do it really well.
That combined with their emotionlessness while they mulch a thief or spy
#vore
That combined with their emotionlessness while they mulch a thief or spy
#vore
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Thinking about robot vore recently, and I think a part of it is the guarding aspect. Getting caught for being somewhere you're not supposed to be is an underutilized vore scenario, and guard robots do it really well.
That combined with their emotionlessness while they mulch a thief or spy
#vore
That combined with their emotionlessness while they mulch a thief or spy
#vore
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Here's the message I sent in
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Here's the message I sent in
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
Writing my vore fic in public. They don't suspect a thing
September 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Writing my vore fic in public. They don't suspect a thing
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I simply cannot stress it enough.
You cannot sit this out.
They are coming for EVERYTHING. No media, no creators are safe under these policies. They want us poor, they want us criminalized, they want us disenfranchised.
Call paypros. Call your reps. Do SOMETHING.
You cannot sit this out.
They are coming for EVERYTHING. No media, no creators are safe under these policies. They want us poor, they want us criminalized, they want us disenfranchised.
Call paypros. Call your reps. Do SOMETHING.
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I simply cannot stress it enough.
You cannot sit this out.
They are coming for EVERYTHING. No media, no creators are safe under these policies. They want us poor, they want us criminalized, they want us disenfranchised.
Call paypros. Call your reps. Do SOMETHING.
You cannot sit this out.
They are coming for EVERYTHING. No media, no creators are safe under these policies. They want us poor, they want us criminalized, they want us disenfranchised.
Call paypros. Call your reps. Do SOMETHING.
I like to imagine 8/8 is like The Purge for prey. Literal thousands of them getting churned in the span of 24 hours, and anyone left has to go find new friends (and new coworkers and roomates and neighbors and-) #vore
August 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I like to imagine 8/8 is like The Purge for prey. Literal thousands of them getting churned in the span of 24 hours, and anyone left has to go find new friends (and new coworkers and roomates and neighbors and-) #vore
I've been curating my For You page on this account for a few months now, and at this point the algorithm is mocking my efforts. This is very blatantly the horny account. But where do the horny posts show up on? MY MAIN. Completely unprompted too. It knows what I want and holds it from me.
August 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I've been curating my For You page on this account for a few months now, and at this point the algorithm is mocking my efforts. This is very blatantly the horny account. But where do the horny posts show up on? MY MAIN. Completely unprompted too. It knows what I want and holds it from me.
Random vore thought I had this morning
Telling your roommate to keep it down bc you don't want a noise complaint.
Said roommate is currently melting in your guts.
Telling your roommate to keep it down bc you don't want a noise complaint.
Said roommate is currently melting in your guts.
July 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Random vore thought I had this morning
Telling your roommate to keep it down bc you don't want a noise complaint.
Said roommate is currently melting in your guts.
Telling your roommate to keep it down bc you don't want a noise complaint.
Said roommate is currently melting in your guts.
The bluesky algorithm is really slow ngl. Idk if it's just me but the discover page is just politics stuff. I've already clicked the "show less like this" button 200 times but they just keep coming. I'm here to see people get eaten, not catch up on tariffs in the us.
July 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The bluesky algorithm is really slow ngl. Idk if it's just me but the discover page is just politics stuff. I've already clicked the "show less like this" button 200 times but they just keep coming. I'm here to see people get eaten, not catch up on tariffs in the us.