The One True Josh
@theonetruejosh.bsky.social
i don't think it says it has to go off early, just that it has to go off
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
i don't think it says it has to go off early, just that it has to go off
Red Bull called and said "Hold my me"
February 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Red Bull called and said "Hold my me"
don't they use the skis aerodynamically?
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
don't they use the skis aerodynamically?
especially when they treat their tweets there as official notification for firing people
February 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
especially when they treat their tweets there as official notification for firing people
he is definitely an arse
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
he is definitely an arse
I think any carb based wrapper should count
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I think any carb based wrapper should count
and if yesterday's dinner was chimichanga... double chimichangas!
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
and if yesterday's dinner was chimichanga... double chimichangas!
or soup dumpling
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
or soup dumpling
How cute to think a business will give away a service for free. They are going to expect some tax breaks or to charge for that heating
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
How cute to think a business will give away a service for free. They are going to expect some tax breaks or to charge for that heating
You are forgetting the other benefit, an inflated electric bill
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You are forgetting the other benefit, an inflated electric bill
Are we voting on how? Cheeseburger induced stroke
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Are we voting on how? Cheeseburger induced stroke
Someone has to be there to evacuate the press when donny shits his pants on live tv
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Someone has to be there to evacuate the press when donny shits his pants on live tv
She's not chonky, she's just full of love
February 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
She's not chonky, she's just full of love
Trump is counting every 'view' of the story that had the information as a separate violation. and if you are asking who would approve that payout, ultimately it will be donald deciding to pay himself with our money
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Trump is counting every 'view' of the story that had the information as a separate violation. and if you are asking who would approve that payout, ultimately it will be donald deciding to pay himself with our money
there are nights where I just don't feel like cooking a whole second thing, so dinner is just a steak
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
there are nights where I just don't feel like cooking a whole second thing, so dinner is just a steak
But if you do that you'll never get tech support again
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
But if you do that you'll never get tech support again
They paid someone in another country to ask an AI to summarize 'The Most Dangerous Game', skimmed the output, and said "That sounds like fun"
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
They paid someone in another country to ask an AI to summarize 'The Most Dangerous Game', skimmed the output, and said "That sounds like fun"
I'm waiting for the ballots and voting machines to be seized with the same claims of fraud he used in Fulton County
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I'm waiting for the ballots and voting machines to be seized with the same claims of fraud he used in Fulton County
I do hope so, especially when the immediate reaction by the federal government is "We aren't going to investigate this" from that position I can't see them claiming that the (non-existent) federal investigation supercedes the state investigation.
February 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I do hope so, especially when the immediate reaction by the federal government is "We aren't going to investigate this" from that position I can't see them claiming that the (non-existent) federal investigation supercedes the state investigation.
I agree but unfortunately, even when we have video of them doing it, they do still have the right to the assumption of innocence until found guilty by a jury so news outlets have to shield themselves from the scumbags so they don't face billion dollar libel suits backed up by a corrupt DOJ
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I agree but unfortunately, even when we have video of them doing it, they do still have the right to the assumption of innocence until found guilty by a jury so news outlets have to shield themselves from the scumbags so they don't face billion dollar libel suits backed up by a corrupt DOJ
it is very important for them to catch state charges to prevent the presidential pardon that will be coming to let other agents know they are protected from responsibility for their actions
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
it is very important for them to catch state charges to prevent the presidential pardon that will be coming to let other agents know they are protected from responsibility for their actions
All my life I wanted to be a pilot, was top of my class in flight school and you know what they tell me in the interview?
"Penguins can't fly"
"Penguins can't fly"
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
All my life I wanted to be a pilot, was top of my class in flight school and you know what they tell me in the interview?
"Penguins can't fly"
"Penguins can't fly"
i think the cause and effect goes the other way round, it takes a horrible person to do the things to amass that much wealth
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 AM
i think the cause and effect goes the other way round, it takes a horrible person to do the things to amass that much wealth
Care about affordability? the regime has already stated that "Affordability is a scam"
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Care about affordability? the regime has already stated that "Affordability is a scam"
Their kids albums have some real bangers
January 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Their kids albums have some real bangers