Hey look!

Schindler’s Elevator 😂 😂

“Know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?”

“I’m driving here! What do they call it?”

“Well just keep driving this 1974 Chevy Nova to the place our guy, the guys we’re gonna kill & the briefcase with the golden light are and I’ll tell you. Royale with Cheese.”

I honestly feel terrible for Zellweger

ennit?

Caught up on some overdue classics and saw one pretty rubbish one.

Ridley Scott *FRAUD* is it??

Oh we broke the 100 followers mark btw ❤️ Thank you so much everyone following along! Keep joining the party pls 🎉

You get this text at 1am 👇what are you replying?

The X to BlueSky transfer motto 👇

Still doing one a day till 100… followers
over @BluRaySpinePoetry on IG. Just 12 shy now, give it a follow!!

Oh and look 👇our first multi-panel story. Tell #CreepyPasta thanks in advance for their offer but I’m making sh**loads out of writing with dvd spines…

Wow. Eat your heart out, Dynamo.

This one’s either “down with the patriarchy” or “up with the s&m”?

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#physicalmedia #poetry #bluray #bluraycollection #filmcollectors

Netflix have a lot to answer for here…

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Apologies for the sp*m but I feel this account may be enjoyed by some of the following psychos: @sinistercinemastudios.art @seanfennessey.bsky.social @timothycsimons.bsky.social @bobfreelander.bsky.social @elrickane.bsky.social @blankcheck.bsky.social @purecinemapod.bsky.social

Introducing:

🎥 BLU RAY SPINE POETRY🍿

An excuse to show off a #PhysicalMedia collection & justify its existence to my understandably concerned wife...

Read each stack top down for your poem, unhinged short story or just…good advice?

Show some love ❤️please follow @blurayspinepoetry on IG!

Order has been restored 😮‍💨

Since Bluesky feels like a sort of happy place (at least temporarily) I thought I’d share how mine’s coming along…

#PhysicalMedia #Film crowd unite.

More to come here for the plastic collecting psychos, as I finalise my plans for a creative way to justify this continued obsession to my wife…

It's a throwback but this feels like the most appropriate means of an introduction on Bluesky... 🔊