the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜
@theoldmaiden.bsky.social
Forest life, secret gardens, broken glass, things on fire, beautiful chaos, almost feral, mushr🍄🍄ms (not that kind), making something from nothing, witchcraft and occasional bitchcraft
GoDaddy's website hosting is *horrible* omg
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
GoDaddy's website hosting is *horrible* omg
I'm late but t's still Caturday 😻🖤
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm late but t's still Caturday 😻🖤
I know a lot of people are uncomfortable with it because it turns a lot of the standard practices we are used to upside down... but please get ready for DNA based healthcare
And get ready to be angry about a lot of lies told by "trusted" entities to sell medications
And get ready to be angry about a lot of lies told by "trusted" entities to sell medications
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I know a lot of people are uncomfortable with it because it turns a lot of the standard practices we are used to upside down... but please get ready for DNA based healthcare
And get ready to be angry about a lot of lies told by "trusted" entities to sell medications
And get ready to be angry about a lot of lies told by "trusted" entities to sell medications
Quick reminder to cut off haters, gossips, and liars early and often 😘🖤
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Quick reminder to cut off haters, gossips, and liars early and often 😘🖤
Mixed mushroom etouffee 🍄🦪🍤🍛
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mixed mushroom etouffee 🍄🦪🍤🍛
Tbh I could live completely without pro sports but my husband loves it so Sunday is game day and I make him snacks because he literally works like a mule and asks so little of the universe and has a golden heart on which I enjoy bestowing nachos and soup
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tbh I could live completely without pro sports but my husband loves it so Sunday is game day and I make him snacks because he literally works like a mule and asks so little of the universe and has a golden heart on which I enjoy bestowing nachos and soup
Some people are most comfortable in company that allows them to maintain the delusion that everyone is a liar, a cheater, a thief and a perv/predator
Because it's easier for them than the truth that extreme poverty of character is very real and it's a choice
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Because it's easier for them than the truth that extreme poverty of character is very real and it's a choice
💸💛
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Some people are most comfortable in company that allows them to maintain the delusion that everyone is a liar, a cheater, a thief and a perv/predator
Because it's easier for them than the truth that extreme poverty of character is very real and it's a choice
💸💛
Because it's easier for them than the truth that extreme poverty of character is very real and it's a choice
💸💛
If I wanted to chase it I would 100% qualify for SARE or climate farmer grants but luckily for you all my executive functioning is maxed with just the mushroom stuff so we get to find out if a small ag business can be built on citizen science with no government or university support 🤪
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If I wanted to chase it I would 100% qualify for SARE or climate farmer grants but luckily for you all my executive functioning is maxed with just the mushroom stuff so we get to find out if a small ag business can be built on citizen science with no government or university support 🤪
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now that’s what i call ✨upcycling!✨
stained glass & moss gardens inside thrifted teacups🍄🟫☕️🌱🐌
stained glass & moss gardens inside thrifted teacups🍄🟫☕️🌱🐌
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
now that’s what i call ✨upcycling!✨
stained glass & moss gardens inside thrifted teacups🍄🟫☕️🌱🐌
stained glass & moss gardens inside thrifted teacups🍄🟫☕️🌱🐌
🎃🖤 Happy Halloween 🖤🎃
Just making up some
🥀 dead bouquets 🥀
of native wildflowers for trick or treaters tonight so they can start pollinator meadows all over the neighborhood 🧙♀️💫
Just making up some
🥀 dead bouquets 🥀
of native wildflowers for trick or treaters tonight so they can start pollinator meadows all over the neighborhood 🧙♀️💫
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
🎃🖤 Happy Halloween 🖤🎃
Just making up some
🥀 dead bouquets 🥀
of native wildflowers for trick or treaters tonight so they can start pollinator meadows all over the neighborhood 🧙♀️💫
Just making up some
🥀 dead bouquets 🥀
of native wildflowers for trick or treaters tonight so they can start pollinator meadows all over the neighborhood 🧙♀️💫
If I see another post that goes: (Whichever AI) says (wrong answer) but I was pretty sure (basic common sense), what do you guys think???
...I'm going to go so far off the deep end there will be a new syndrome named after me in mental health diagnostic manuals worldwide #AI
...I'm going to go so far off the deep end there will be a new syndrome named after me in mental health diagnostic manuals worldwide #AI
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If I see another post that goes: (Whichever AI) says (wrong answer) but I was pretty sure (basic common sense), what do you guys think???
...I'm going to go so far off the deep end there will be a new syndrome named after me in mental health diagnostic manuals worldwide #AI
...I'm going to go so far off the deep end there will be a new syndrome named after me in mental health diagnostic manuals worldwide #AI
Literal blueprints for a new Earth
That you can download 📩
That you can download 📩
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Literal blueprints for a new Earth
That you can download 📩
That you can download 📩
They're doing their thing with the tiniest bit of rain 🍄🌧️🦪🤩
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
They're doing their thing with the tiniest bit of rain 🍄🌧️🦪🤩
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Nobody taking you seriously until the United States Patent Office does: Priceless 💛
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Nobody taking you seriously until the United States Patent Office does: Priceless 💛
Can I be your coffee cup
Pressed to your lips every morning a dozen times before sunrise
Can I be your t-shirt
A layer of soft that fits so well you forget I'm separate sometimes
Pressed to your lips every morning a dozen times before sunrise
Can I be your t-shirt
A layer of soft that fits so well you forget I'm separate sometimes
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Can I be your coffee cup
Pressed to your lips every morning a dozen times before sunrise
Can I be your t-shirt
A layer of soft that fits so well you forget I'm separate sometimes
Pressed to your lips every morning a dozen times before sunrise
Can I be your t-shirt
A layer of soft that fits so well you forget I'm separate sometimes
Nothing that an adobo chicken of the woods mushroom quesadilla with feta and homemade green enchilada sauce on the steps in the sunshine couldn't fix 🤤🌞🌮
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nothing that an adobo chicken of the woods mushroom quesadilla with feta and homemade green enchilada sauce on the steps in the sunshine couldn't fix 🤤🌞🌮
A meadow of naive calico & blue wood asters:
What drought? 💅💮💮💮
What drought? 💅💮💮💮
September 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A meadow of naive calico & blue wood asters:
What drought? 💅💮💮💮
What drought? 💅💮💮💮
Mushroom hunting becomes part of your being it's wild
September 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mushroom hunting becomes part of your being it's wild
Digging matsuake on a tiny forest island in a rainstorm hbu 🍄🌧️🥰🍃
September 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Digging matsuake on a tiny forest island in a rainstorm hbu 🍄🌧️🥰🍃
Reposted by the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜
