Even the subway will be like "Oh yeah you just take the G to Hoyt-Schermelation. Schermelation? That doesn't sound right. Hoyt something. Hoyt Shermaphone. Shermaniston? Fuck it. Hoyt something" with Hoyt Schermerhorn

I dunno man, I died? It was a semi truck

Hey fellow idiots do any of you find yourself carrying your winter gloves instead of wearing them? If so what's going on there

Me after describing the upper peninsula of Michigan to some NYC friends and hearing them say "ah, since it's called the UP, surely the lower peninsula is called the LP, right?"

The ego, the superego, and this